Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion

About Me

I do things. But not a lot of things. A few things.

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My Interests

Pornographic Embroidary, Fake Eyelashes, Coloring Hair, Things That Make People Conceited, Being The Troisieme Pneu....and being awesome....and fragments.And skulls.

I'd like to meet:

An untimely death.

Music:

I like something from every genre, just not your band.

Movies:

Most.

Television:

I don't have one with cable. But since I love Vincent D'onofrio... I guess whatever b-list show he's on that day...?

Books:

I like most everything I read. And I do it. A LOT.

Heroes:

My mom. My sister. My niece. Sarah. Jarmo. Nivek Ogre. Hilary Duff. EMILY MAREK!

Hilary Duff

Nivek Ogre

Jason Clemons

Sarah Howes

Emily Marek

My Blog

RETURN OF "skaterboy911230" ULTIMATE DOOOOOM!

3:04 AMskaterboy911230: Hey gurl was up? I havne't talked to yew in a gripshellsaurussex: Actually, you've only talked to me once.skaterboy911230: It shoulda bin more :Pshellsaurussex: Don't do that.s...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:15:00 PST

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Ya'll make me sad... Ya'll so dumb... Ya'll so Liz Love/Lust-y...UPDATE: I am done at Aveda with my cosmetology training on TUESDAY!!! Shiiiiittt... I might move fahhh fahhh awayz.... But I'm poh so w...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

Falsies.

I need new eyelashes. Mine are overused and hate me. ALSO: news flash, I perforated my finger nail with some thinning shears and no longer have a finger tip on my left hands pointer finger. How'm I ty...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST

Katelyn...

Smooth. I'll miss you, we all will. Rest in Peace.
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:16:00 PST

My face is greasy.

Why? You tell me. I'm effin' tired. But not tired of listening to my cat meow. I fucking LOVE my cat. And my mom, whom I will see shortly. I'm gunna fuddle with her hair and fondle her... Hair. My sis...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:21:00 PST

Medulla Oblongata

My life is so miserably lame it's ridiculous. I have no money (like always) Oh, and everyone whos phone number I know....
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:49:00 PST

Agh, I Hate A Lot Of Stuff..

But I'm settling.Also, I cut my hair and colored it orange. I hate that too. But I'm settling.
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

Wet The Bed Last Night.

I'm serious. It smells like a daycare in here. I don't even have time to clean it before I go to school.
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

Tell Ya What I Don’t Like...

I don't like Minneapolis anymore... SAD. I want to move really far away... Like Saint Paul. I suck. Too bad I'm in NE like a block away. Saint Paul closes at 8p.m. and zombies walk around all night fe...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Oh no... Nah. Nuh uh. Really? Come on...

Yeeeeaaaahhh... Dunno know if ya'll know this but my hair doesn't stay the same for more than a week lately... And yeah. As I type I am dying and cutting my hair again. Well, Adam is. Nice? I should d...
Posted by Patron Saint of the at Home Abortion on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST