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EL GUACHO

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ai

About Me

IM BROKE!

My Interests

salud dinero y amor!

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: El Guacho
Birthday: Jul5
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Current Location: Phoenix
Eye Color: Cakita Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, Im normal
Your Heritage: Mexicano
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: WOMEN
Your Fears: el chupacabras
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make my first million
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: chingado
Your Best Physical Feature: my ears
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: coke, but just a few lines
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcd's all the way
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: not really
Do you Swear: ofcourse, im Catholic
Do you Sing: yeah, but i suck
Do you Shower Daily: duh, is my name genarito or something
Have you Been in Love: like a million times
Do you want to go to College: simon
Do you want to get Married: yeah but first i have to get divorced
Do you belive in yourself: si
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: dont think, i know
Are you a Health Freak: not yet
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: ehh
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: jajajaja, is that a serious ?
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: dont think so,no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sorda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: jaja
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: im not
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an ASStronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: ?
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: cant count that high

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Music:

oldies corridos nortenas

Movies:

HEAT-MY ALL TIME FAVORITEOLD SCHOOL, PULP FICTION, UP IN SMOKE, BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT, OCEANS 11, CASINO ROYALE, DEPARTED

Television:

Chespirito, Criminal intent, lost, CSI, nip tuck, Alias

Books:

enjoy reading aztec/mexican history books, or biographies of mexican/chicano activist,

Heroes:

MI JEFITO, Emiliano Zapata, Cesar Chavez, Corky Gonzalez