How come no one ever gives me a fuckin break |
I'm a fuckin nice person. I try not to fuck anybody's life up, but that fuckin short guy at the library fucked me. Well, you did not ruin my day, short guy. Because I am so fuckin zen, nothing even...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:04:00 GMT |
How to avoid writing a thesis: a Primer |
Writing a master's thesis, you may have noticed that you've been thrust into an alternate reality wherein almost anything but writing and researching can be fun, even tasks like doing laundry and scra...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
R.I.P. IPod Mini |
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if I don't crack you open, you'll probably rust.Dear IPod, wherever you may beWe're so sorry we dropped you in the toilet last night. You've given us one solid year o...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:40:00 GMT |
through a glass brokenly |
I just put my hand through a window. Not through any intention of my own. The window was stuck, I pushed, hand went through glass, etc. Typically one would think things from the 1930's were made mu...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:57:00 GMT |
Coffeehouse of Angst |
I swear to God this coffeehouse I'm at now is the place in Long Beach where relationships go to die. Today, the woman next to me is having an argument with 'Troy' on her cellphone. I hate that! Why...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:39:00 GMT |
