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Polar & Teddy (are dead)

About Me

Yes, we're rats! Stop making that face! We're not dirty or diseased!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

other rats, people with food, people who don't poke their fingers through the bars of our cage
Small Animal Survey
What kind of small animal are you? rats
How old are you? deceased
Where did your owner get you? Ratz Realm Rattery
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? just the 2 of us
What's your favorite food? bananas, cheese, avocados
Do you like to be held? sometimes
Do you poop and pee a lot? yeah
Do you love your owner? yes
Are you overweight? yes
Do you like to get baths? not particularly
Have you ever...?
Have you ever bitten your owner? yes (Polar)
If so, why? Because I was feeling "macho"
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? yes. And poo'd (Polar, again)
Have you ever eaten grass? I don't think so

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My Blog

Sad day II

Add little Po Po to the list of dead rats. Have fun kicking Teddy's @ss in the afterlife!                       ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Sad day

Polar here, and it is a sad day. My buddy and brother, Teddy, passed away. I will miss his harassing and bullying, and the way he would pin me down on the floor and put his paws on my face while groom...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:14:00 GMT

Surgery for Teddy!

Yes, Teddy had surgery to remove an unsightly growth on the side of his face. He is now looking much better.Here are his post-surgery comments:Well, I didn't feel anything until Polar started chewing ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:30:00 GMT

Birthday boys!!

We are birthday boys today! (Polar's is really tomorrow) Can you guess how old we are? Subtract 30 from our profile age.... 
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:16:00 GMT

hammock time!

Did you know that we have a hammock that we like very much? Our kind and wonderful owner bought it for us. We spend every day sleeping in it!
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:27:00 GMT

rat fight!

Polar again. I took out my frustration on that pest, Teddy. I kicked his fuzzy brown @ss. The dude kept bugging me, harassing me, challenging me, so I let him have it. Scratched him good. Left some of...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:37:00 GMT

macho rat

Polar here. My owner had been wondering about my strange behavior outside the cage: scratching the floor, rubbing against furniture and leaving my scent everywhere, bristling my fur and acting ornery...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 13:25:00 GMT

food fight!

What do we do with the protein blocks our owner gives us? We stash them! Teddy: I hide them under a mound of shavings. Polar: I stick them in the bathroom corner. But Teddy always tries to steal mine...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:13:00 GMT

we went to the vet!

Today we went to the vet for the first time with our new owner! It was not much fun, because a strange man held us and poked us and stuff. We were so tired when we came home, we fell asleep on the sta...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 22:27:00 GMT

we love to explore!

We love to explore outside our cage. Our owner lets us climb out of our cage and run around the family room and the staircase. It makes us very hyper. We feel like wild rats!
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:18:00 GMT