Trade My Life For Yours... |
Hey I am looking for serious people only. I would like to find someone who has a career that makes $100,000 and over. You must own your own house, Have two cars, and a boat (I like the water). If you ...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST |
Love At First Flash |
To the girl that flashed me while I was driving last night:You were on the sidewalk with a gaggle of your friends and you were all rushing toward the curb. I was in my new SUV. I hit my brakes, afraid...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST |
Online dating |
Stop. Just stop. You're pissing me off. First of all, your screen name. Stop putting "sassy" into your screen name. Stop putting "citygirl" into your screen name. When registering, if you tried to use...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:50:00 PST |
More Random Thoughts |
Here are some more of my random thoughts:- My whole childhood was a lie. Pluto's not a planet. That big dinosaur's not a brontosaurus. And you definitely won't go blind from doing it too many times.- ...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST |
Even shopping can be a sexual experience |
I walk to the fitting rooms with six pairs of pants slung over my arm and immediately notice a short girl with dark hair and a round face keeping watch from behind a desk. I look at her innocently as...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST |
Every Girl, Ever - in the history of girls. |
Knock knock Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST |
What happened to all the nice guys? |
Every once in a while I hear this question... What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who ...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST |
Multiple Choice Test |
I thought I may take a different approach to dating. Apparently, writing what I am not looking for offended enough people. I'm recently, often asked why I'm seemingly always single. Almost daily I ...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST |
This hurt my feelings |
I received the following as a message from someone in response to my last posted blog. She was one of my favorite readers that always complimented me on my writing and really made me feel good.&...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST |
Dating Rules |
LEGAL NOTE: The author, hereby known as author, me or I (or any derivation of), wants to make sure the reader, hereby known as you (or any derivation of), knows that I reserve the right, at my sole di...
Posted by CrazyGolan on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST |
