Top 10 Coachella moments in chronological order |
1. Diary entry: Counter-clockwise cringe crunch2. Coffee with Canadian college grads (it was a very alliterative weekend)3. Chilling in the shade with the local American Apparel clad teenagers, one of...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:21:00 GMT |
Three Things I heard on Super Tuesday |
Woman on bus, "I think traffic might be bad because everyone's on their way to vote, or something, after work."Tiny girl, "Are we going to vote?"Mother, "We are going to vote."Tiny girl, "Go VOTE!"Tee...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:33:00 GMT |
This is the ugliest thing I’ve seen in a while. Location: PV Mall parking garage |
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Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:53:00 GMT |
The saddest, most beautiful thing |
Maybe it's because I held the newborn in Alaska. Maybe it's because this is the most honest secret I have ever read. But I'm sitting in the public library in Kingman, AZ on the verge of tears because ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:11:00 GMT |
keys, and other things about getting older |
Conversation between my mother and I today:Me: So you know I lost my keys.Mom: MmmHmmMe: I mean, they're in Denver. My friend has them.Mom: Well she should mail them to you.Me: Yeah, that's just reall...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:39:00 GMT |
Virginia Tech |
I was just going about my day yesterday when I heard. Not much unlike the day of the Columbine shootings when my cracked out manager at McDonalds was the one to deliver the news. As soon as I could pr...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:27:00 GMT |
Los Angeles vs. Phoenix |
In Los Angeles you park beneath the strip mall In Phoenix you park in front of it Winner: LA In Los Angeles there is a ___sushi on every corner In Phoenix there is a ___bertos on every cor...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:42:00 GMT |
Dixie Chicks |
Last night was the Dixie Chicks concert at Jobing.com Arena. I know, it doesn't sound like a real place, but it's where the Cyotes play, just across from the University of Phoenix Stadium, where the C...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:43:00 GMT |
Today I called a cop a dick |
It was at the airport and he deserved it. Alex left a CD in my car and I ran it to give it to her. The cop told me to stop. I said it would take just a second. He said you can't leave your car there. ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:54:00 GMT |
MRI |
So I spent the morning inside an MRI looking at pictures of people getting their hands poked with needles in various places. They mapped my brain and followed where the sugars and blood were sen...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:24:00 GMT |
