"So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of a hero?"
"Or, come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse."
~ x X W a r n i n g X x t h i s p r o f i l e i s c o m p l e t e l y p o i n t l e s s a n d " e x t r e m e l y l o n g ! " B U T w e g u a r a n t e e t h a t y o u r s e x y n e s s w i l l i n c r e a s e b y 6 0 % i f y o u t a k e t h e t i m e t o r e a d a l l o f i t ! ~
( s e x y n e s s d o e s n o t c o u n t i f y o u r u g l y ! ! ! )
A lttile bit about me (that ladies and queers is what we like to call "dry sarcasm") names Christopher E v a n Hannan. I'm 5'6 (yeah i know ]:, short), i weigh about 110, i'm currently going to college, majoring in psychology and working at American Eagle Outfitters. I believe you are entitled to your own opinion ("I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire), i have a bit of a God-complex (feed that and you'll get on my good side *hint hint*), i also have a problem of being random and not making much sense (forgive me)
Okay, if you couldn't tell well here you go
"i'm G-A-Y gay!"
lol yes, gay. That means no girls! (don't understand why that's so hard to comprehend) I'm gay 99.9% of the time, the other .1% i'm a masked bandit that helps underprivileged Guatemalan children receive benefits and an education from the NAFTA Fair Trade Agreement. Yes, it's all in a days work.
If you couldn't tell by now, yes, i'm liberal (social/ conservative liberal or center-left). i kinda want to get married someday haha
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here are a few things i stand for:
Pro-Choice for abortion Same-sex marriage Legal Immigration Greener Economy Secular Government
(Separation between Church and State)
Belief System: Humanist/ Evolutionist
Humanism is a democratic and ethical life stance, which affirms that human beings have the right and responsibility to give meaning and shape to their own lives. It stands for the building of a more humane society through an ethic based on human and other natural values in the spirit of reason and free inquiry through human capabilities. It is not theistic, and it does not accept supernatural views of reality.
My Ten Commandments:
Do not do to others what you would not want them to do to you
In all things, strive to cause no harm
Treat your fellow human beings, your fellow living things, and the world in general with love, honesty, faithfulness and respect
Do not overlook evil or shrink from administering justice, but always be ready to forgive wrongdoing freely admitted and honestly regretted
Live life with a sense of joy and wonder (because you only live once!)
Always seek to be learning something new
Test all things; always check your ideas against the facts, and be ready to discard even a cherished belief if it does not conform to them
Never seek to censor or cut yourself off from dissent; always respect the right of others to disagree with you
Form independent opinions on the basis of your own reason and experience; do not allow yourself to be led blindly by others
Question everything
By now i'm sure your thinking one of two things
1. "this guy is AMAZING i wanna bear his 7th child" or
2. "fucking faggot i hope he rots in hell!"
either way i really don't care for both these reasons
1. because i'm completely happy with myself and the way i am, that includes: my size, my weight, my looks, the sound of my voice (accent lol), my personality, and the choices i made.
2. because i got that part of my brain removed that cares about what other people think. O_O
Anyway, if you have anymore questions feel free to ask me i'm all for a good conversation and meeting new people. =]
(By the way, just a heads up. If you leave a comment or a message that says something along the lines of "hey", "hi", "hello", "sup", etc. and that's all it says. I will not be commenting/messaging you back. Come on people make it worth my while.)L i k e s
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cherry coke
skittles (sour is the best)
science
politics
(poli meaning "many" and tics meaning "blood sucking creatures" lol)
anime
classic video games or rpgs
Final Fantasy
DnD
Star Wars
zombies
reading
intelligent, honest,
and open-minded people
people who can be themselves
Music (examples: progressive rock,
indie, screamo, electronica, and R&B)
tattoos
piercings
clothes two sizes to small
American Eagle, Hottopic,
Armani Exchange
cute gents
cosmetology
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country music, rap,
some classic rock (not all)
bands/musicians i hate:
Simple Plan, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Angels And Airwaves, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, Kid Rock, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day;
repeating myself
hot dogs, meatloaf, lasagna,
fried foods, and pork
the cold
smoking (or anything tobacco related)/ drugs (it's my number one turn off!)
losing things and trying to
find them (stresses me out!)
grossout humor
spiders (eew)
ignorant people (the blissfully unaware)
homophobes
fakes
Tom Cruise
clinginess