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Jozlyn♥

If only time could stand still......

About Me


NOVEMBER BABY Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people
Your flirting style: 100% natural
What turns you off: serious relationship talks
Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

My Interests


MY INTERESTS IN A NUTSHELL: HIKING, SKY DIVING, ROLLER BLADING SLOW, CROWN ROYALING, DANCING OFF BEAT, TALKING TO PLANTS, READING "FOR DUMMIES" BOOKS, DRINKING AT BARS, TAKING UP SPACE, MY SPACING IN THE DARK, DARK CHOCOLATE, JUMPING OFF HIGH PLACES, EXPLORING NEW PLACES, DOING THE RUNNING MAN, RUNNING MY DOG, GOING TO CONCERTS, DRINKING, TAKING SPONTANEOUS TRIPS, TAKING SHOTS, WATCHING.......SOMETHING, UNDERWEAR MODEL SCOUTING, LEARNING NEW THINGS WHEN I'M DRUNK, LISTENING TO LIVE MUSIC, PUSHING LITTLE KIDS INTO MOSH PITS, CROWD SURFING, TRYING TO SURF, ROLLER COASTERS, MUSTANGS, PUTANGS.. J/K, CAMPING, BBQ, DRINKING, TAKING PICTURES, PICTURE TAKING, BEING SILLY, BEING MYSELF, SCENIC VIEWS, AND DID I MENTION....I LOVE TO DRINK!

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I'd like to meet:

ANGELINA JOLIE...She's frickin hot... I'd be lesbian for her: THE POPE...although I'm not Catholic.. I wanna see his crib: DAVE MATTHEWS...My favorite musician: MORE ALCOHOLICS....although I don't drink: SHAKIRA...so I can sharpen up my dance moves: DONALD TRUMP...so he can call me an "idiot"!
THE VIRTUE OF LOVE IS NOT FINDING THE PERFECT PERSON, BUT TO LOVE THE IMPERFECT PERSON PERFECTLY

Music:


I listen to
....and more....

Books:

TO MY DEAR FRIEND GRIM: (come home safely) "The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had."

Heroes:

First, God. Second, my Mom. And then those proudly serving in the armed forces

My Blog

Life Quote of the Day - In Memory of George "Boy" Kahapea

You don't get to choose how you are going to die. Or when. You can only choose how to live. Now. ~Joan Baez You showed me how to live life to its fullest, despite its obstacles. May you rest in peace....
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

Moving on...

As we grow up, we learn that the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it is harder every time. You will ...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:09:00 PST

Finally.... Closure

I came across someone from my past.  Someone that I hated for all a very long time.  He changed my life in one night when I was 17 and disappeared the next.  Never spoke, never saw...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:49:00 PST

2006 New Years Resolution.....attempt

Although my 2005 resolution was a failure... my attempt to try again won't hurt. Resolution #1- QUIT DRINKING...... again... yeah yeah, yeah, I've said it throughout the year but this time I have...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:10:00 PST

Halloween Pictures (updated w/ pictures)

Halloween 2005!!! I finally posted the pictures. A night full of goblins, gouls, friends, good times, crown, and half naked people!!! P.S. I was really getting arrested in that picture! hahaha This co...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:00:00 PST

Alcoholics!!!

*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.Your job is interfering with you...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST

The Champagne Room

Free Champagne, Good Friends, Good Times...What more can you ask for?  Here's a few pictures..... ...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST

THE TEST

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured bycannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they couldlive if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to goto the forest and g...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:11:00 PST

The things I do for ONLY you

GUYS DON'T YOU NEED SOME LOVE TOO?  HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT I DO FOR MY MAN....TELL YOUR GIRL TO DO THIS FOR YOU TOO:1. I tell him that he is the HOTTEST thing ever!2. After ...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:32:00 PST

I QUIT DRINKING!!!

Within the last couple of weeks I... woke up early in the morning from the night before, in my car, parked no where near home.....twice, received phone calls from guys "claiming" they m...
Posted by Jozlyn♥ on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:58:00 PST