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About Me

The chances that I think you're a douchebag are great. I can't stand people that routinely butcher the English language. You know, grown men and women who can't tell the difference between "there","their" and "they're". I also can't stand grown men and women who routinely use "LOL" in daily conversation.
I'm a film and music snob, according to a survey of my peers. I respond to this by saying that no self-respecting film or music snob would like "Mr. Deeds" or "I'd Really Like to See You Tonight", respectively.
I don't like people who "hate ignorance" because they're mostly oblivious as to what ignorance is.
I do like tacos and burritos, in a variety of forms.
I hate MySpace pages with a ton of graphics and music on them. Just because you have a plethora of clip art and a playlist that includes obscure Mars Volta tunes, it does not mean that you are in any way, shape or form an interesting person. It merely means you can Google better than your avereage retarded orangutan.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


AIM - Steve0Jamz
People who are interested in retro-adventure gaming. If you enjoy games made by Sierra On-Line and LucasArts in the late 80's-early 90's, drop me a line. Or check out my company's website, Infamous Adventures.com

It's raining again.

My Blog

Gunk - The Music Video!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bcbfd0e7a0/gunk-t... Gunk - The Music Video! - watch more funny videos An ode to gunk. Why does gunk need an ode? We may never know. But it has o...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:43:00 GMT

A Letter To My Friend

Hey man.It's been two years.  God.  Time passes so quick... especially when people are gone.  So, yeah, I've thought about you almost every day for the last two years.  I can't stop thinking about all...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:36:00 GMT

American Idol is Back!

The "phenomomenon" is back!Personally, I'd rather have my asshole eaten out by a rabid badger. That's how much I despise that fucking program. It's like 10,000 deformed babies pouring aural meconium i...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:33:00 GMT

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's Christmas time again. It's been a wonderful Christmas - I've been blessed with so many of them in the past 30 years.  This Christmas has been a little harder on me, though, than many of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Walking Billboards

I don't care much for shirts with logos or writing on them.It's true, I do own a couple of shirts with an odd company logo on them, but they were either gifts or shirts I stole.  T-shirts are a requis...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Characters

I realize that I am often curmudgeonly, especially for someone my age.  I'm no spring chicken anymore, as I've past the unholy threshold of my twenties, but still - sometimes I'm a crochety old man.Bu...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Winter Slows to A Crawl

Man. I hate how life slows to a crawl in winter here in Central New York. At least it does for me.  Since my body doesn't regulate temperature well, I've found that I don't like going outdoors wh...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:40:00 GMT

Cold Crisp Air

Man, it's cold out. Par for the course, I suppose, living here in Syracuse.  But I'm gearing up for the long winter.  Winter around here means a lot of things to the people who live in this ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:40:00 GMT

I will judge you.

I'm drunk.  So I'll let this picture say it all. Heh.  Have a nice day!   ~Steve  
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:14:00 GMT

Bad Sneakers and a Pina Colada, My friend.

Oof. I have an awful stomach bug.  It's had me laid up for the past couple days - at least I hope it's a stomach bug.  I got sick like this last Sunday, too, acutely for a couple of hours an...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:05:00 GMT