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Graham

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About Me

I came here to chew gum and be an attention whore, and I'm all out of gum. Oh wait, there's some. Look at me, I found gum!

My Interests

I'm a size queen.

I'd like to meet:

Burn victims and Indians. But mostly, the victims of Indian burns.

Music:

The Doors, Woody Guthrie, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Ian Dury, CCR, Bob Dylan, The Cure, The Damned, Man-o-war, Cab Calloway, Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Kinks, Rolling Stones, The Rutles, Tears For Fears, Smiths, Morrissey, David Bowie. You know, pretty much anything by men.

Movies:

I really like films with a strong Christian message and Marlon Brando. Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Animal Crackers, Johnny Dangerously, Memento, American Beauty, Rashomon, Nosferatu, Metropolis, Tootsie, Mr. Mom, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Game, Falling Down, Breaking the Waves, Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show, Tampopo, Seven Samurai, Being John Malkovich, Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky V (I haven't seen it, but I know I'd just love it)

Television:

Same shit everyone says.

Books:

Ain't got time to read. Just like Jesse Venture (almost) said. Except he said, "Ain't got time to bleed."

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani cuz she likes belt buckles. Pink Floyd cuz he writes the best music for when you're drunk. The guy who invented paper clips cuz I hate loose paper. And last but not least, every movie critic who uses the phrase "[Some Actor] is a revelation!" I love revelations!

My Blog

artsick.com

if you have any inclination to read anything i'm writing or about anything i'm working on, i'm just using the artsick site from now on....
Posted by Graham on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:16:00 PST

uh-oh it's magic (posted from artsick.com)

So a long time ago my dad got me this book, Dunninger's Complete Encyclopedia of Magic. I always loved the book, but the tricks were far too complex. Even the ones that were suppose...
Posted by Graham on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:22:00 PST

What the hellis a Fourthmeal?

So I went to Taco Bell today because we need to go grocery shopping and got a Beef & Potato Burrito, a Baja Chalupa, and an Iced Tea. That's right: 970 calories (I still have 1530 to go!), 52g of ...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST

khaaaannNN!!!!


Posted by Graham on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST

joely bill

song us a sing, man, you're the piano.song us a sing night tothe mood all in for a melody, well, forgot us and alright feelin' you....
Posted by Graham on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

superstar scrapbook


Posted by Graham on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

when smoke gets in your eyes

So I got it in my head to travel back to the 1950's, start up an American Idol-type show and make a mint.When I got there I hooked up with a talent agent and told him about my idea. He immediately shu...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST

i am so making a fucking board game

i moved in all of my board games today and now i'm just even more convinced that's the next thing to do once i get all set up.i started working on it at work (which is always the best place to do work...
Posted by Graham on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:59:00 PST

because you're mine, i cross the line

i love that johnny cash song "cross the line". it's so cool how he's all like, "you mess with me, i'm gonna kick yer ass! i will make you my bitch and cross the line with you physically!" he keeps a c...
Posted by Graham on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

i used to think you were cool, now you're just stabbing me

Oh I need to finish the comic book script I was working on. Inspector Vagge and the Ice Man of Fire Island.----------------------------------------------------- ------------Irene:  Just before he ...
Posted by Graham on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:33:00 PST