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Polygamist Porter

many have tried and all have died you cant step with porter chid the ninja kid

About Me

Everyone knows that in over my head
But i love naked ninja beatdowns
I hate pussy's that talk shit as they're driving away
Ninjing is the greatest sport of all time
Last Minute roadtrips 170 miles just for dinner are way to much fun
The last time i left the state i spent 130 dollars and came back with victorias secret lotion socks and a beer helmet dont as me where the rest went
Escalades are just glorified minivans no joke
I have some of the coolest friends in the world no doubt you wish your friends were as cool ask mine
If you leave it frank and earl will come
and also all you need is my Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
the proper way to spell floozy ist fluzy mit dem umlaut
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My Interests

some super fun stuff you wouldnt understand

I'd like to meet:

you
your friends
your sister
your parents
your brother
everyone on earth
Emery
quentin tarintino even though hes a liberal fuck
and
some bad ass floozys haha

Music:

EMERY is amazing
I bought Billy Talents new cd on the fourth of july its good
Uhn Tiss is quite possibly the most addictive song ive ever heard
I dig dancing to well DANCE MUSIC
Danke Derke
The Beutiful Mistake is way too good
Enigma sucks yes thats right Ryan it sucks

Movies:

Fight Club
The Worlds Fastest Indian
MADAGASCAR
Monsters Inc.
Oceans 11&12
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Donny Darko
Jarhead
Ancor Man
40 Year old Virgin

Television:


Your Love Style is Pragma
You believe love is logical - or at least it should be
You've thought a lot about what you want from someone
And to say you have a checklist would be an understatement
You may even have a plan for how you will fall in love
All you've got to do is meet the perfect person! What's Your Love Style?
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


100%

atheism


83%

Islam


75%

Satanism


71%

Judaism


71%

Buddhism


67%

Paganism


42%

Christianity


42%

Hinduism


25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Books:

Diary
Im currently reading Dune
The Black White and Silver gryphon books
Well i used to have a thing for anything by Mercedes Lackey
New Rules
Catch 22
Invisible Monsters

Heroes:

It's never to late to give up your prejudices
My friend is one who takes me for who i am
Any fool can make a rule and any fool will follow it
Be true to your work your world and your friends
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think there is nothing not even crime, more opposed to poetry philosophy,aye to life itself, than this incessant business
How vain it is to sit down and write when you have not stoop up to live
Success usually come to those to busy to be looking fo it
all above Henry David Thoreau the original hippy for those of you to illiterate to know who he is
Martydom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability- George Bernard Shaw
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent we do not possess, than to praised for fifteen which we do possess- Samuel Clements
You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through- Rosalyn Carter
Toil to make yourself remarkable by one talent or another- Seneca
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius- Sir Athur Conan Doyle
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it, never desert your talent, be what nature intended for you and you will succeed- Sydney Smith
A discovery is said to ba an accident meeting a prepared mind- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Why be a man when you can be a success?- Bertolt Brecht

My Blog

so im a dousche

i want to put up a new pic but my cam is broken damnit thanks to whoever did that and how come when i break shit i pay fo it but when people break my shit they  say it was an accident and that ...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

you can only go so far on your own

Once again tonight i was reminded that music is the most powerful thing on the face of the earth. After so much deliberation it seems hard to believe that the thing that saved my life was a bunch of s...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

Dear Alcohol,

     Fuck you. You have officially ruined my life. While it may be true that it was my choice to ingest you. It is not however my fault that you are so delicious and have this wond...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:55:00 PST

fuckin stuck up ass holes and lying bitches

hi welcome to my new blog oh by the way its a solid fuckin rant so prepare yourself. so this friday we threw a party and im not goin g to name names but the same drama causing bitch that that always c...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know who you are

any of you guys ever feel like you got stuck in a revolving door?? i know i do but the subjcts i keep passing are ever changing yet the scenario always seems oddly familiar new faces same problem whic...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im so wastwed

ok so im taolttaly wasted but try and read tihs shit itll be worth it titsh cppl so tonight i got really frunk with some o fmy friends and when i was kissen this girl gayrs nigger ass asucker oundched...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SOOOO...... the dunes struck back

so this weekend at the dunes we had a hell of a time!!!! the coolest thing ever happened some of the kids we went with burned there sand rail down!!! dont know how that happened but all thats left is ...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first summer weekend

so this weekend was the first one of summer and id have to say it was pretty bad ass friday my parents were bein gay so i didnt goet to do anthing and on saturday my mom was bein gay again but at 8o'c...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exercise my smoke stop miracle

So today kicked major ass i woke up early and got a long shower and a good breakfast then first second and third period all went by fast and kicked butt thanks to some special memories then fourth pe...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck my tits

So any who today has been kinda bull shit nothings going right and looking back on things i realize this whole years been kinda fucked up!!!!! nothing has gone right everything i do seems to backfire ...
Posted by Polygamist Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST