funny stuff |
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lipsThe American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da con...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:15:00 GMT |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:38:00 GMT |
To my best friends! |
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad....THOSE BITCHES AT V-I-P..LOL2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is ch...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:54:00 GMT |
A poem! |
A poem!
FEMALE POEMI want a man who's handsome, smart and strongOne who loves to listen long.One who thinks before he speaksOne who'll call, not wait for weeks.I want him to be gainfully employed,Wh...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:14:00 GMT |
nice guys finish last |
- To every guy that dresses cute, not skanky-To every guy who calls girls beautiful, not hot.-To every guy that will spend his whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you.-To every guy...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
Ode to the nice guy |
Ode to the Nice GuysThis rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:10:00 GMT |
