Ham on Ham on Ham on Whole Wheat All Right!! |
So I'm chilling in the Deli case a couple of days ago, and I hear the muzak kickin' a sweet Michael McDonald tune, and I feel like dancing, except I'm a big cured pork product and really have no way o...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
New Show |
I don't know what exactly this show is, but it's got the best name of any show ever made, and I gotta tell you to watch it. It's called Ham on the street, thats right HAM ON THE STREET!! Not TURKEY!! ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
New Show |
I don't know what exactly this show is, but it's got the best name of any show ever made, and I gotta tell you to watch it. It's called Ham on the street, thats right HAM ON THE STREET!! Not TURKEY!! ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
bacon's soiree |
Ok so me and bacon are pretty tight. Sure we be cousins, but we gots a bond y'know? So bacon's hanging out in the meat case, doing his thang, and I be chillin in the deli case, but you know we g...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:10:00 GMT |
hams def poetry slizzam |
Here's some new ham poetry.
subterranean deli blues
stuck in a case,
pressed against glass,
I look at your face,
you look at my ass,
I'm ham,
I'm sad,
I'm honey,
I'm mad,
I'm smoked,
I'm boiled...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:58:00 GMT |
My boy Pastrami is a crazy Mo-Fo |
So I had just finished up at the deli, when my cell starts blowin up. I look down to see who it is, cuz if its Turkey tryin to reconcile, I gots to ignore the call. Well it ain't it's my boy Past...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
Ham Salad |
Now you know I be hating on Turkey, but I also got a blood fued in my own family. That's right children Ham hates Ham Salad. Ham Salad ain't fun to be around, too much going on between mayo and b...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 13:06:00 GMT |
Holidays really suck...and I've hit rock bottom. |
The holidays really suck, not Christmas and Thanksgiving so much, (ha ha Turkey, you son of a bitch!!) but Easter. Everybody love Ham on Easter, love Ham on their plate!! Now as usual I will be ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:41:00 GMT |
Turkey's about to catch a bad one!!! |
Now Ham don't like to start no shit, but Turkey needs to be taught a lesson. Just cuz we be on different sides of the deli case, don't mean I can't hear you talkin that trash. Oh ham's a big red queer...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:56:00 GMT |
