Now Homeland Security Department Approved!Load and watch this shit ladies!First off - I'm fucking awesome. You should select me as your friend!I'm like Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Except, exchange "splooge" wherever Triumph would say "poop!"Nobody - and I mean NOBODY - rocks like me!
I smell better than The Essex Marsh at low tide with less than half the crabs!
My cock is as small as a peanut when it's soft.
It gets to be like six inches hard though.I'm a geek who likes to rock with hotties!I reserve the right to comment on who I think is a hottie and why! Beware ladies!
I just love hot girls!Dudes will likely not be accepted as friends, with exceptions (like they have hot hotties as f-f-f-f-freinds - and in abundace!)Hotties with nude/revealing pics preferred!Oh yeah, no fatties (like me!)Rock on ladies!
Also, ladies, Club Michael endorse the only dude (except those fake lesbians!) on this page ('cept me!)!! Plese be his friend, too!P.S. I'm actually alot nicer than you think and I have zero shame!Alway stop by and leave comments, especially if you're new at the club!
We are LGBT Friendly, but only to hotties.
