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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: mar. 1
Birthplace: iowa
Current Location: naperville, n-town, home of the real g
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: german
The Shoes You Wore Today: black dress shoes
Your Weakness: blondes
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: group sex with the whole swedish bikini team
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna fuck? me too.
Thoughts First Waking Up: god damnit.
Your Best Physical Feature: what? like i have a bad one?
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall down.
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno.
Pepsi or Coke: who gives a fuck?
MacDonalds or Burger King: these are
Single or Group Dates: some
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: stupid
Chocolate or Vanilla: ass
Cappuccino or Coffee: questions
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: only when im reaaally drunk
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: yes, with my girlfriend. ...and internet porn
Do you want to go to College: i dont need no edumacation
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: i am god.... so... yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yea
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: the meat organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drinking right now.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ive eaten box, but not oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: see previous answer
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: haha
Ever been called a Tease: i'd fuck a hole in the wall.
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: defending the country in some sort of rambo way
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pepperoni pizza
What country would you most like to Visit: america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long (porn hair!)
Height: 5'7ish
Weight: 110-125
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares?
Number of CDs I own: why the fuck would this matter????
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

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