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Helena

I am here for Friends

About Me

Where to begin... There is so much to tell about myself, such as the thoughts that I obsess on while tossing and turning in bed at 4:00 AM or the things that make me really angry and self-righteous. And let's not forget the chronic nausea or the headaches. I'll start with my turn-offs: when someone is just a little too clever. And turn ons: taciturnity and clean underwear. Then I'll probably just leave it at that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm. This is a hard one. Someone enlightened?

My Blog

Part 2

Ivan is asleep in the car seat when Julia pulls into the Good Neighbor Nursery School parking lot. She's five minutes early so she picks up an anthology she keeps under the passenger seat. While looki...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:39:00 GMT

Part I

"No! No stabbing mommy!" shrieks Julia, as she tries to wrestle a steak knife away from 18-month-old Ivan. She yanks hard while stumbling her way to the knocking door. Ivan let's go, falls, and lets o...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:18:00 GMT