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H©LL¥W©©D

I'm not advocating violence, I'm just saying it works and I really think you should use it!

About Me

I like simple things: Guitar Hero, cheap blow-up dolls, and energy drinks. I get nowhere fast, and succeed gradually.

I really like making people laugh. I also like fighting.

I dont think this about me section has accomplished anything.

"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere." -G.K. Chesterton

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A beautiful rendition of a classic R.E.M. song. It's being sung to an anti-social Nellillufular Hayataquahatib, Nelly for short.

My Interests

"Women don't actually feel pain, they're like fish, they don't know" -Marty Farmer

It's applicable in some situations...

Music:

And Beer And Box

Movies:

I find most my enjoyment from watching Boogie Nights... Man i want to be a coked out pornstar!

Television:

I dont watch much. i like listening to bubba the love sponge.

Books:

On The Road, Naked Lunch, Breakfast of Champions, porn.

Heroes:

Emu People.Ya, seriously Emu people 100%!

My Blog

In case you haven’t...

Check out some of the awesome bands from around here, I haven't been able to make it to many of their shows recently, but you should. They're awesome. Here... http://www.myspace.com/kjasonroberts Jaso...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:07:00 PST

I think this one is semi-off.

..TR> Your Birthdate: March 15 http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanqui z/birthday.gif" height="100" width="100">You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of th...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:32:00 PST

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven?

To think of the problems 9.11 caused the world. To stop and "remember" those who lost their lives on September 11th is fine, but I expect adequate and proportional time to be given to the 4,155 confi...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:03:00 PST

Reflections on good news: a series of e-mails.

Yeah, so B is Beaudy, my roomate, and C is me, this was a series of e-mails back and forth made a bit more blog format friendly, on our feelings about some recent news...   C: Subject: Yahoo! New...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:30:00 PST

I think I know why people go off the deep end...

So, I'm basically on the brink right now, and I'm starting to uderstand why people go apeshit and light up schools, post offices, just public places in general, with gunfire. I apologize if this ends ...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:34:00 PST

Blog Log Dog Fog Hog Pog?

I don't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death.I can't sleep, and often times, until I absolutely have to I don't. Maybe it's a problem with me playing my own little mind fuck game. Things that ha...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:18:00 PST

I thought this was important enough to post again.

Im awfully concerned about this whole everyone on this all knowing interenet thingymabobber is throwing Do people really realize what theyre saying?I mean After all, the sideways nutsack (I do believe...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:37:00 PST

It's sad this is still going on.

..> .. google_ad_section_start --> Published on Thursday, July 12, 2007 by the Independent/UK A Dead Iraqi is Just Another Dead Iraqi& You Know, So What?' by Leonard Doyle It is an axiom of Ameri...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:41:00 PST

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Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb' .. Hank PlanteReporting (CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military pr...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

:(

I'm having a very hard time figuring out what's going to make me happy. Let's say you really liked a flavor of ice cream. The ice cream was hands down the very best and most definitely could not be b...
Posted by H©LL¥W©©D on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST