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Betty Crocker

Pride goeth before disaster.

About Me

I work at Home Depot, selling toilets and water heaters. Before this gig, I made water heaters.I'm loud, opinionated, brash and fearless and I say what's on my mind. I take no prisoners. I'm not Cinderella. I have an unusual love for Bruce Campbell, pirates, and KitchenAid mixers. I have a foul mouth and I can out cuss a sailor. I'm the daughter of a sailor and married to a sailor, do you expect anything less? I have a twisted sense of humor that most people don't understand. I'm short but I will whip your ass if I have too. I'm cute but not beautiful or gorgeous. I've learned to deal with it.I believe in fairy tales. I'm a self proclaimed nerd and proud of it. Flattery will only get you so far.I can be a candy coated nightmare and a sugar coated pain in the ass. I love to dance but I dance like a typical white girl, which means not very well at all. I have a cult like following and a hoard of minions who do my bidding for me. I'm a constant sorce of entertainment. I'm happily married, that means that I don't want to date you. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

aqua teen hunger force, army of darkness, black and white photography, bruce campbell, chinese food, dave matthews band, evil dead, etta james, far side cartoons, jimmy buffett, led zeppelin, music, otters, penguins, piercings, pineapples, pirates, queen, rolling stones, sarah mclachlan, snowboarding, stevie ray vaughn, tarot cards, tattoos, waffle house, livejournal, mac, alton brown, amy sedaris, cooking, cake decorating, baking, being betty crocker in the kitchen

I'd like to meet:

People who don't follow the "in" crowd and think for themselves, people who stand up for what they believe in. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Bob Seger, U2, Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Jimi Hendrix, Elton John, Aerosmith, Jimmy Buffett, AC/DC, Lenny Kravitz, Sarah Mclachlan, Kanye West, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, Fleetwood Mac, Deftones, Sublime, Mary J. Blige, Lynyrd Skynard, Tool, Allison Krauss

Movies:

Kill Bill 1 & 2, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Scarface, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Beauty, Empire Records, Little Shop of Horrors, Boondock Saints, Transporter 1 & 2, Frequency, Pirates of the Carribean 1,2&3, Shrek 1,2&3, Transformers

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order SVU, CSI, ER, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Burn Notice, My Name is Earl, CSI Miami

Books:

The Handmaid's Tale, Cat's Eye, The Lovely Bones, The Dark Tower Series, Oryx and Crake, Napalm and Silly Putty, Slaughterhouse Five, I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence

Heroes:

My husband, mom, dad, and grandfather.

My Blog

Stick a fork in me, I’m done

I'm done with Myspace. If you want to get in touch with me, you know how. I'm done with people who claim to be my friends but won't even call to tell me happy birthday. I'm sorry I'm a stick in the mu...
Posted by Betty Crocker on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:33:00 PST

Politics, the president, and NIN

Most of you know how I feel about the current situations and our president. If you don't, ask and you shall recieve. If my views offend you, you can either have a civil discussion stating yo...
Posted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

This is great

I found this on LJ and loved it so I'm posting it here.     I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if t...
Posted by Betty Crocker on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

The Awakening

I know some of you are having a rough time right now with different things going on in your lives. One of my friends on lj posted this and I snitched it. I think it's something everyone needs to read,...
Posted by Betty Crocker on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

I'm so speshull.

I love being tattled on, just like a child. Thank you. That is all.
Posted by Betty Crocker on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

Clothing

Just because you can wear a medium or small, doesn't mean that you should. But, if you can squeeze your fat ass into a size 4, please do. Because it makes me feel better about myself. Girls, there is ...
Posted by Betty Crocker on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST