The ladies...sorry about that little pause there; I was busy laughing at myself. Alright, so listen up. I'm looking to meet people who a) are down to have fun without pretentions, b) love and cherish Devil Dogs, c) will hike up to the Hollywood Sign, d) full-on sing MC Hammer's "Too Legit 2 Quit" whenever I deem it necessary. Oh, and I want to meet Mandy Moore.