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Daliso Chaponda

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About Me

Malawian Writer and Stand Up Comedian presently based in the UK. More info available at daliso.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh. People who are pretentious. People who aren't. People who like straws and sunbathing. People who don't think before they speak. Particularly anyone in Manchester; just moved here and know a total of zero and a half people.

My Blog

2009: DALISOS NEWS JOKES HAVE MOVED TO...

For 2009, Daliso's News Jokes have shifted from text to video and therefore moved to Daliso's New Topical News Jokes (Now with Video) Please enjoy his new joke blog there, and do subscribe. ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:13:00 GMT

2008 News Jokes: Volume 5

PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 5.  (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type) AMERICA NEW YORK'S Coney Island now has a water-boarding thrill to add to its list. For a mere $1, v...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:27:00 GMT

2008 News Jokes : Volume 4

PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 4.  (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type)   NORTH AMERICA An overweight prisoner in the United States is suing the authorities for not feed...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:12:00 GMT

2008 News Jokes: Volume 3

PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 3.  (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type)   NORTH AMERICA NEWS ACTRESS DEMI MOORE has confessed to indulging in an unusual alternative ther...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:32:00 GMT

2008 News Jokes: Volume 2

PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 2.  (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type) NORTH AMERICA NEWSJustine Kenzer, a Los Angeles-based psychic for 16 years, is changing with the times...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:13:00 GMT

2008 News Jokes: Volume 1

After a one year haitus, the news jokes are back.  Welcome to: PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 1.  (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type) SOUTH AMERICA NEWS Fidel Castro has re...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 7

  For the last month or so, Plagiarising the BBC had no new entries as I was finishing the first draft of my novel.  Now that it's done, the weekly jokes return.  Welcome to: PLAI...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:52:00 GMT

Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 6 (Special &%.*!@ Censorship Special)

PLAGIARIZING THE BBC: VOL 6 (Special &:!@ Censorship Special) (Text in bold is quoted directly from the BBC)   UK NEWS    The government has announced plans to make the possess...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:21:00 GMT

Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 5

PLAGIARISING THE BBC: VOL. 5.  (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type)   ASIA NEWS   The Jewish community in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) is outraged by a new restaurant...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:22:00 GMT

Plaigerising the BBC: Volume 4

PLAIGIARISING THE BBC: VOL. 4.  (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type)  UK  The Archbishop of York has moved into a tent in York Minster as part of an act of "public witness" ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 18:09:00 GMT