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About Me

I still hate people. I wish that they would hurry up and figure out how to make cars drive themselves, since no one can merge onto the freeway.I've been married to Lisa for 5 years now, and our cat to person ratio has increased excatly 100% since we were hitched. Cheese makes me happy.

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Chuck D.

My Blog

A terrible tragedy.

There was a tragic loss from the Cowen household on Monday night.  At a friends wedding I was helping to open bottles of sparkling cider.  Thats when it happened.  My "Foster's Beer" ke...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Are you smarter than...

If you know me, then you know how patient and understanding I am.  So, if I am out of line here. I apologize. Guy across the aisle from me on the plane.  Listening to his CD player.  Fl...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 23:29:00 GMT

Taller people are smarter,

First off,   RELAX.  This is just an article I found.  We all know this is true anyway, didn't need some scientific type people to tell us this. NEW YORK (Reuters) - While researc...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:25:00 GMT

Just thinking about Pearl Jam...

So I've decided to give my life a purpose.  I now want to make enough money to buy the rights to all of Pearl Jams songs so that I can use them in McDonalds commercials, VW commercials, and any o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:42:00 GMT

Garth Brooks is Catching Zeppelin !!

I was checking out the top selling musicians of all time and was shocked to see that Garth Brooks is only 2 million records behind Led Zeppelin.  Please dear god will someone stop this.  Ple...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:27:00 GMT

Darth Vader

Jeeez.  How easy is it to talk a guy into becoming an evil bastard.  This must be why a punk like Luke could whup him later on.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 22:12:00 GMT

Cigar I smoked today is ....

Hoya De Montery Excaliber 1066 Epicure (Maduro). These are solid medium full boys. The maduro is better than the natural. And DAMN I looked cool smoking that sucka.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 23:14:00 GMT