Hmmmmm... what can I say about myself that sounds A)witty, B)thoughtful, and C) non-incriminating... is that a word? Anyhoo, I am a Joe in the infantry in the 82nd Airborne Division, as well as a budding alcoholic, although my friends seem to think that I've passed into the realm of "full-blown", but what do they know. I try to be your stereotypical badass, cigar chompin', beer swillin' G.I. Joe... but I fail miserably. I'm scary looking, but not in the right way... while ugly can be scary, it's just not intimidating. You quite simply can't be goofy looking and non-intimidating, and still be a badass. I'm originally from Gaithersburg, Maryland... you know... the place with the snipers. Uh, let's see I have three brothers, two younger and one older. Two of them are mechanics and one is a college man. I hate falling out of planes, it kind of hurts, but it gets me more money on my paycheck so I can't complain... I've only had one concussion so far and it gets me more money on my paycheck so I can't complain. I 've been deployed to Afghanistan... you know, the one that isn't in the news anymore (Holy shit, we're still there?). While there I was shot at, got dysentary(sp?), and succumbed to heat exhaustion on the "Let's win the Charlie Co. CO some medals" expidition... it was great. This is a work in progress, check back in to see what stupid comments I add later.
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1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
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You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: T.J.
Birthday: *CENSORED FOR MILITARY PURPOSES*... that is to say I don't want my friends finding out, so that I won't get jumped on said day... but the original day was in 1982
Birthplace: Wouldn't you like to know.
Current Location: Your mom. OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Bro... almost got me, you sly pootz. 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian, Austrian, and Czech
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks and combat boots... same as every day.
Your Weakness: Irish Carbombs.
Your Fears: AA
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with hot wings and beer.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To black out for a whole weekend.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Shit all if I know, I don't use that crap. I use a phone.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Getting up would be a lot easier if I didn't have these stupid legs weighing me down.
Your Best Physical Feature: Anything but my face.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: Civilian life.
Pepsi or Coke: Beer.
MacDonalds or Burger King: What kind of stupid fucking question is that?
Single or Group Dates: So, make an ass of myself in front of one person, or a whole bunch. I'll go with single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, damn these are some stupid ass fucking questions, I mean... Christ.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oh for the love of...
Cappuccino or Coffee: My head is on the verge of exploding
Do you Smoke: Cigars.
Do you Swear: Oh God yes, you have no idea.
Do you Sing: Poorly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: No.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: I "believe" in myself. I don't know what the shit "belive" is.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when falling out of the sky.
Do you think you are Attractive: To the blind... yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Uh... sure.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: AHHAHAHAHAHA, oh God... Ha... ha... AHHAHA... so in short, yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, actually.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, thanks for rubbing it in... you bastid.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oh dear, sweet Jesus.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have I ever been HAHAHAHAHA ever HA been HAha ever been hahahaha drunk? Hahaha ah ha... ha... yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes... recently actually.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: I realise that my original answer was actually quite stupid and cheesy, I therefore retract my original comment and am changing it to, "I don't really ever think of how I want ot die... it's depressing."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The whole reason I joined the Army was to avoid that question for another three years.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: I don't know, whatever fits her hieght.
Best Clothing Style: T-Shirt and Jeans.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What the fuck kind of segue is that? It goes from a section that's supposed to be what you like in the opposite sex, and just randomly drops you into this. What the shit man?
Number of CDs I own: A lot. What loser actually knows?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: So far, so good.
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