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Skittles

Comparing most girls to me is like comparing Sputnik to a space-borne death-laser

About Me


Loves: glitter, rainbows, music, feminism, movies, drive-ins, rain, lakes, cliff jumping, mosh pits, *nice* violence, sarcasm, kisses, cuddling of the non post-coital variety, shoes, puppies, caffeine, skittles, purple inflatable gorillas, polar bears, libertarians, humongous trampolines, pink trees, random cute textes, writing horrible poetry, aldi, blue toenails, pda, scarecrows, psychology, complete mismatched clothing, hot pink earrings, glitter bracelets, batting cages, arcade games, swingsets, privacy and alone time, reading, showers, hair dye, best friends, margaritas, comfy loungable underpants, playdoh, torrents, cereal, duct tape, half off thrift store mondays, ambition, lumber smell, independence, water, butterscotch, vanilla dunkachino's, post it notes, strawberry scented care bears, rainbow scarves, roses...specially purple glittery ones, blue collared working class, disney on ice, musicals, photobooths, singing and dancing in my car like I'm a rock star, medieval times, dive bars and mom and pop restaurants, boys writing poems or songs about or for me...cept for the mean "i hate her and I'm glad I never have to wake up next to her ever again" ones obviouslyHates: elitists, arrogance, depression, bullshitters, sharks, alligators, cougars, anything that could eat me alive, traffic, doing things just because its 'traditional', jealousy, insecurity, suicide, apple related anything...macs and ipods should die, starbucks, shaving and knicking my damn dented shins, talking on the phone, pancakes getting eaten the wrong way, ugly shoes, motorcyles, money, drugs, cheating, casual sex, being heartbroken, anxiety attacks, the mundane, clocks, incompetence, manipulation, being controlled, feeling invisible, exploding vegetables!, allergies, stubborness, pride, leather car seats, rainbow twizzlers that look tasty and are not tasty at all, MOSQUITOS, trampoline induced headaches, whiskey and vodka, surprise visits...specially in the summer when I lounge in my underwear and can't be bothered to find pants, book smell, impatience..specially directed towards me cause I require lots and lots of patience, crazy female pms, stupid boys who can't understand crazy women, people getting themselves massively into debt, attacking birds, freckles, inconsistently tasty cappucino, mortgage payments, gas prices, setting my car on fire, setting my yard on fire, catching my garage on fire, condescending attitudes, car accidents, my accident proneness, dentists and cavities, getting mind fucked, literature snobs, cicadas that get fresh and climb down my shirt while I'm driving almost causing me to kill everyone on the road

My Interests

playing in my baby pool in the summer with my dogs, gigantic trampolines, my doggy children, family, friends, movies, music, rainbows, sparkly stuff, candy

I'd like to meet:

I just want some new friends that aren't douchebags.

Music:

I like a lot of music...alkaline trio, brand new, bright eyes, the postal service, alanis morissette, everclear, pennywise, our lady peace, just random whatever. If it has good lyrics that depress the hell out of me, I usually like it.

Movies:

The wizard of oz, labryinth, legend, willow, pirates of the caribbean, lord of the rings, beauty and the beast, most disney movies

Television:

buffy, angel, charmed, smallville, scrubs, heroes, gilmore girls, nip/tuck, rescue me

Books:

I love reading...love it. I could sit on a beach and just read books for the rest of my life. I like depressing memoirs like "Wasted" by Marya Hornbacher, "Prozac Nation" by Elizabeth Wurtzel, "Smashed" by Koren Zailckas, "Go Ask Alice" by whoever, and "Shut the Door" by Amanda Marquit. I loved the bridget jones books by Helen Fielding. I loved Perks of being a wallflower, definately loved catcher in the rye, can't stop reading Sylvia Plath recently. There are honestly few books I hate.

Heroes:

parents

My Blog

somewhat proud of myself

I don't really have a lot of people to talk to about whats going on in my life right now...and even if I did, I probably wouldn't want to.  It just makes me feel too vulnerable, and I hate feelin...
Posted by Skittles on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Oh The Places You'll Go!

Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. SeussCongratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away! You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes You can steer your...
Posted by Skittles on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

Stealing Blogs from Andra

After a While by Veronica A. Shoffstall   After a while, you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doe...
Posted by Skittles on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

That sounds about right

How to Spot INFPs: idealistic with deep yet private passions creative and imaginative initially hesitant and cautious original, even funky dressers Tips for Communicating with INFPs: Share...
Posted by Skittles on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

I love Marmaduke

He cheers me up and reminds me of Charlie...which makes me giggle.  ...
Posted by Skittles on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

Let's not shit ourselves, to love and be loved

I'm going to marry Connor Oberst...or probably not because he is one of the most depressed miserable human being alive...but the words he sings are still beautiful Bright Eyes - Let's not shit ourselv...
Posted by Skittles on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Do you think it hurts much to die? It's hurting much more to stay alive.

Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.- Shakespeare's Hamlet *But I did love you then, only I didn't realize it because it was s...
Posted by Skittles on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST