I am a 5'6'' ball of opinion and spunk who loves playing dress up for no reason and hates dressing up when it's appropriate. I am known to some as the amazing YODA and thouroughly enjoy anything involving chocolate or doughnuts. I poorly quote movies that others won't admit to seeing ("I did it with all the brain things inside my head" "If you have poo, throw it now")SEE! People either love me or hate me and Im generally too out of it to notice/care. I love my friends and family with all my heart and would give up everything I have to make them happy. When I grow up I want to be a famous actor/singer except that I am terrified of crowds with all of their beady eyes watching me ..and I can't cry on cue... or sing ....or play an instruement.....huh, I think I may need to fall onto my backup of certified phelbotomist, FBI undercover, lesbian, model truck driver! I am probably the only nanny/ babysitter who has participated in shooting firey objects off the patio with a catapult, played soccer indoors on a staircase with a dog, fought in a blackout lazer tag war in the room that is "for special company" with my kids who could easily end up like poor little Billy who I lost for three hours only to have the Dad blame the child and pay me for my time and frustration (it only happened once and in all fairness, I was pretty frustrated). Sssshhhhhhhh, don't tell the other parents !!! I wear glasses which I hate but some believe makes me look like a sexy librarian. An equal number of people, however, have said that crazy/weird is the only way to describe me and let's be honest, there's nothing sexy in that. I'm from Bakersfield where my friends and I wasted away our youths stealing street signs, cones, roadblocks, reflectors, grocery carts, banners, porta-potties, (basically anything that wasn't chained or bolted), going through fast food joints backwards blasting Britney Spears with hazard lights flashing all for a straw, ditching school in groups due to simultanous "female problems" (It worked for the guys too; I think they were too afraid to ask.) playing pool with smelly large bikers with names like Diesel and Raw, drinking HEAVILY, and generally creating chaos and unforgetable memories. I am soon to take the madness on the road with me on a cross 2 country trip with the wildest bunch of underage peeps i've ever met. Canada better watch out!! WWWWWWWOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!
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