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applesauce is for babies. applesauce is for me!!!

About Me

Well, for starters, I love whores. Moving on... I like to play catch with dolphins. I'm really good at checkers. I can dig holes really well. I love drawing naked rats. I like cookies. Instead of going to clubs to meet females, I got to elementary schools. I'm not that superstitious, I'm only alittlestitious.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One of those people who have hair.