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mushroom says...

Welcome to the human race. You are a mess

About Me

Hello there sir or ma'am, my name is Mushroom Van Buren. I am an advice columnist and all-around enlightening fungus. I received my bachelors in fungal advice from Yale where I excelled in chemistry science and badminton. Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man, and Eukaryotes. Well I've got this thing at 2:00 so let's make our session quick. So, what do you want to talk about?...
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS OF A MUSHROOM
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

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"M" is for Myspace



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My Blog

dont hate


Posted by mushroom says... on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

the illusion of depth...


Posted by mushroom says... on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

for real, try a hunger strike, theyd never see it coming


Posted by mushroom says... on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

chill yourself


Posted by mushroom says... on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST

get down from that lady


Posted by mushroom says... on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

give this a ponder


Posted by mushroom says... on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST

they actually invented microwave safe tupperware, no kidding


Posted by mushroom says... on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

population: 1


Posted by mushroom says... on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:27:00 PST

the day our fore-fathers ate Mushroom's fore-fathers

also the night i discovered the meaning of the universe, ..but that's another story entirely.
Posted by mushroom says... on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:04:00 PST

thanks for the great depression, you little bitch


Posted by mushroom says... on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST