I'm like the White Rabbit in Wonderland
I'm always late
I'm deluted
And hyper
Quote Of The Day
9.4.07
"I didn't realize that my zipper was open, till right now"
9.5.07
"'Cuz they believe in loving the zombies to cure them"
9.6.07
"God this door feels so good"
9.7.07
"I love you in the face, with all of my face"
9.8.07
"Hold up, wait a minute...let me put my two cents in it"
9.9.07
"I want a t shirt that says i plane new york"
9.10.07
"Photoshop is god to scene kids"
9.11.07
"I can't picture a book wearing a thong"
9.12.07
"Wink*"
9.13.07
"I thought you said it was magic shit stick"
9.14.07
"You Tube Land...YOU TUBE LAND"
9.15.07
"This is for all you porn enthusiest out there"
9.16.07
"Eating is for poor people, only the rich starve"
9.17.07
"Let us continue, tomato continue"
9.18.07
"Let us go, tomato go"
9.19.07
"It was clicking like this ... but faster i just cant do it that fast"
9.20.07
"I kind of have a rash so it hurts when i squirtle"
9.21.07
"Quickly computer murder that twat"
9.22.07
"When you get down there..."
"Consider it done"
9.23.07
"Stupid computer i should kill it...its watching me thru the webcam..."
9.24.07
"What are you looking at Ronald McFuking Donald?!"
9.25.07
"Are you anyone's favorite person?"
9.26.07
"McDonald's really understands the concept of starving college students"
9.27.07
"Hello jello lube"
9.28.07
"TRIFORCE!"
9.29.07
"Stupid zombie shot me in the face with a catipult"
9.30.07
"I don't sell crack, i'm a prostitute"
9.31.07
"Don't bother me I'm playing sodoku, omg sodoku"
10.1.07
"I'd be pretty rich or rich pretty"
10.2.07
"Damn Nationz"
10.3.07
"Want me to suck out the boogers for you?...it'll feed me"
10.4.07
"Human Attack Formation!"
10.5.07
"I want a laptop who can give me a lapdance"
10.6.07
"Nipple Nipple dot dot looks like you have cancer"
10.7.07
"The quotation of the dayation"
10.8.07
"Its called bloody masturbation"
10.9.07
"Jesus will survive...hey hey"
10.10.07
"Pikachu rapes you in your sleep, yellow PUBES!"
10.11.07
"NEWS FLASH! RAPE IS ON THE LOOSE!"
10.12.07
"I have to pee"
"Congradulations"
10.13.07
"Cows have 9 stomachs, crapmachines!"
10.14.07
"You're not one of us god damnit"
10.15.07
"If you only knew how much i hate breathing"
10.16.07
"Asians invented the words: wink & squint"
10.17.07
"Stop the world i want to get off!"
10.18.07
"Quick Update: you are fucked"
10.19.07
"Make me look pretty for 3.50"
10.20.07
"I wonder whats in a wonder bra, so many surprises"
10.21.07
"To my husband whom i loved deeply, i leave...a boot to the head"
10.22.07
"No one wants baby juice around their necks, thats not brutal at all"
10.23.07
"You cant get the helix fossil"
"Yes i can"
"You cant get the dome"
10.24.07
"I may not be a smart man, but i know what a drive thru is"
10.25.07
"Penisirious: cancer in vagina that eats penis."
10.26.07
"Gimme a nickle and ill suck your pickle"
10.27.07
"He looks kinda gay from were im standing"
10.28.07
"If i wanted to talk to him, i would have grabbed a rock already"
10.29.07
"You can be my chulo, compliment my culo"
10.30.07
"I can hear the grass moving!"
10.31.07
"The old asian lady on the train wouldnt stop watching me play pokemon, i bet she was good at it too!"
11.1.07
"I'm in that mood today where everything is loud"
11.2.07
"Its no longer sexy if i explain"
11.3.07
"We should scribble on his face with my pen that is"
11.4.07
"Keep helicopting that fucking helicopter!"
11.5.07
"What? WHAT?! CAUSE IM MEGAMAN BITCH!"
11.6.07
"What?.....EVER!"
11.7.07
"Who?......CARES?!
11.8.07
"You are a fagghet *kishh* that is all"
11.9.07
"You are JARGOC but if you press the button you turn into Karina"
11.10.07
"Gary the door is to fat for your skinny body"
11.11.07
"Look! its senjaya!"
11.12.07
"She had a face that resebled a cunt,how more specific can i get?"
11.13.07
"I want a baby that looks like this!"
11.14.07
"So bored can't breath"
11.15.07
"Water can't die, do you see why i fear it?"
11.16.07
"Cockroaches are god's way of telling you, your penis is ugly"
11.17.07
"I'v been craving anal sex lately"
11.18.07
"Ahhh! I'll buy it at a high price, stranger"
11.19.07
"Im getting hair sex, damn it!"
11.20.07
"What about my needs? all you blades of grass are the same"
11.21.07
"She who snoozes looses her virginity"
11.22.07
"HA HA POUND IT"
11.23.07
"By the way it says balls on your forehead"
11.24.07
"You wait here while I go stand over there and fart"
11.25.07
"GIP pretty colors?"
11.26.07
"Look Daddy! its the po po POLICE!"
11.27.07
"I dont buy pixie stixx for the suger rush *wink*"
11.28.07
"I dare you to die and then come back to life you twat"
11.29.07
"I had no papas, papas fritas"
Yeni
My Big Sis'
I ♥ Her. She is my World.She is my Everything.She keeps me alive.She is all I will ever need.She is real ♥ .
Ozzy
My Boyfriend
He makes my ♥ go bloop bloop bloop. He understands my lingo. He colors my world. He snores ♥ . His eyes mesmerize me. He makes me quiver. He makes me happy. He spoils me. He was & always will be my first kiss & Every kiss takes my breath away...
Hammy
My kid basically. The only person who can make me laugh when i'm at the point of tears. We can talk about almost anything for hours and always end up laughing at it. He can read my mind and i can read his. There will never be a dull moment with him. He is my White Knight and holds the other half of my heart. I don't want to lose him the same way i lost her. And everyday i hope that he finds happiness.