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Gerald

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Gerald. I am living proof that condoms don't always prevent pregnancy. Hey Jesus Christ if you are reading this ask your dad to kill me plzkthxbye.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Katy Perry so that I can put my pp in her butthole, with or without her consent.

My Blog

Blog 1 On morals and values (shit nobody cares about)

Dear myspace,Fuck you.Sincerely,Me
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Red Riding Hood

One day red riding hood was walking through the woods. A man named Charley offered her some crack cocaine. Now she has sold everything her grandmother owns and her own body to pay for her expensive ha...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Bobby Henderson's Letter to the Kansas School Board

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think w...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:03:00 GMT

In Soviet Russia, Waldo Finds You.

Better keep a knife under your pillow.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:23:00 GMT