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Rosy Palmer

About Me



"Pure, unadulterated something.""To experience Rosy Palmer is to touch the hand of God. Wait, no, I mean, 'Dog.' Like a wet dog.""Quite possibly the most dangerous music in the world.""To those dickless wonders who still don't 'get' the Palmer - go grow dicks.""It makes me think of jizz."

My Interests

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Member Since: 28/01/2006
Band Members: The bar was dark and noisy. It seemed like a suitable place to sit and contemplate the taking of my own life - I could slowly get drunk and not worry about any chicks talking to me, not get drawn into some lame sports coversation with local yahoos. Nobody would remember me there, much like everywhere else. Anonymous.I guess I was crying. I felt a rude shoulder on my right side, a man's voice in my ear."Stop being such a girl.""Yer mom's a girl," I muttered into my whiskey glass.He hit me so hard that both of my shoes fell off.There was a hand thrust into my face as I lay on the floor. It was a small, soft hand like a girl's. Like mine. It was offering to help me up.The voice said, "My name's Dick Everhard. I rock."Just then I noticed he had on the same exact clothes as me.-John Quinn, Anathema Records, 2004.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

yer momma eats goulash

"If I can reach just one person with my music... then I suck and deserve to be euthanized." - Dick Everhard. "Dick Everhard's songs are sweet and wholly unself-conscious, like a big hug from a retard...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:00:00 GMT

ROSY PALMER NEEDS MUSICIANS!

The thing is, Rosy P can get away with basically one member in the studio, but not when it comes to shows. If you're looking for a band and are in the Delaware area and dig our stuff, contact us. Lead...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 18:49:00 GMT