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About Me

Let's see, where to begin. Well, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, but i'm a lesbian so it all works out. My dream is to become the first female astronaut to river dance naked on the moon. failing that, i'd kinda like to do Laura Bush. Something about those pant suits she wears drives me banana sandwich. I once had a narcissistic sock puppet named willie. bastard always slept with my girlfriends. My hero is Denis leary. Anyone that can say fuck 19 times in a three word sentence and opull it off is alright by me. i guess that about sums it up. oooh, wait, i forgot, i have a rash named tony. In the immortal words of Porky Pig: "Adeeb Adeeb Adeeb that's all folks.".. width="425" height="350" .. For your viewing pleasure. MORE DAVID HASSELLHOFF. Enjoy
You Are 72% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

Sleep, invisible 8 foot rabbits, and drunken dog fights. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ and the Easter Bunny. Barring them, drunk chicks. Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% Spider-Man 80% Catwoman 70% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 60% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 40% Superman 35% Robin 35% Iron Man 20% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

You Should Drive a Lamborghini
A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught! What Sports Car Should You Drive?
You Are 92% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar? .. width="425" height="350" ..Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 90% Juggernaut 80% Dark Phoenix 77% Dr. Doom 70% Two-Face 68% Magneto 66% Venom 64% Lex Luthor 60% The Joker 50% Catwoman 44% Kingpin 43% Mr. Freeze 42% Riddler 42% Mystique 36% Green Goblin 36% Poison Ivy 20% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Music:

Anything and everything BUT fat balding country singers and Barbara Streissand

Movies:

Igby Goes down, The virgin suicides, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, run lola run, bad horror movies(preferably zombie flicks), A nightmare before Christmas, Aladdin, Punch Drunk Love, Being John Malkovich, anything with James Cagney or Jimmy Stewart in it and all of Alfred Hitchcock's stuff, to name a few.

Television:

Pretty much anything with fat male main characters(cartoons included)
You Are 48% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly. Are You A Lady?

Books:

Count of Monte Cristo, Catch-22, Crime and Punishment, and of course the classic tales of triumph and tragedy that are Batman and Spider-man.

Heroes:

See Books.

My Blog

Pictures of my brother on the internet

ok so my brother was killed in Iraq in January of 2005. Evere since then people who didn't know him like to get all eloqeunt and wax poetic about who he was and how he impacted their lives. I can onl...
Posted by God's Walking Punchline on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

Another crappy love poem

where is my heart on this cold night? why can't i hear it beat? how can i bear this awful plight without you to bring me heat? where is the light in this black void, why can't i see this p...
Posted by God's Walking Punchline on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Poem to a girl i dont talk to anymore

This is pretty cheesy, but most love poems are... you can't see you the way that i do your eyes aren't made like mine i see your soul, honest and true and my love, it is devine you can't...
Posted by God's Walking Punchline on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST