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Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel

WARNING!!!!! NOT BOYFRIEND MATERIAL!!!!

About Me


FIRSTLY, if you're a total stranger and you Friend Request me, PLEASE send me a message so I know you're a real person and not a roboslut.
Oh, my name's Dayton, by the way. Don't you forget it. ^_^
Also, this myspace thing DOES HAVE A MAILING SERVICE, in case you haven't noticed. So BEWARE & BE WARNED, that if you post a comment on my profile as a means of communication, to see how I'm doing, what I'm up to & so forth, NOT ONLY WILL I IGNORE IT, IT WILL BE DELETED as soon as I see it. Pictures & videos & other stuffs are just fine. But don't, and I mean DO NOT post a comment & say, "Hey, howya been? Whatcha up to? Hit me back & we'll chat." That's what the MESSENGING SERVICE is for. For fuck's sake.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dayton
Birthday: June
Birthplace: A hospital, although sometimes I act as if it were a barn
Current Location: In front of a computer. Or is it behind?
Eye Color: Hazel that can go green if the conditions are right
Hair Color: Bald, but when there is hair, it's kinda black.
Height: Too tall for some things, not tall enough for others
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous. Well, sorta.
Your Heritage: American, duh. I'm a mutt. Just about every European -ish, save for Spanish & Polish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: The good ones.
Your Weakness: Few things, Charisma being the first & foremost.
Your Fears: Dying slowly & painfully. And carnies.
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, pepperoni, sausage &.... I dunno.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hold my breath for 10 minutes. Take that, David Blaine. No, seriously, to record a GOOD demo.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use instant messenger, but how's "For fuck's sake" work?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mm, morning already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My dick! No, I'm kidding. Geez, that's a toughie. I think I'd have to consult with the committee before I answer that one in earnest. *does so* Yeah, I think I'm-a have to go with my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it, damnit. I'm a grown child & can do whatever I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Uh, I forgot. Get it? My most Missed Memory? I forgot it, so I miss it. Yeah, I know. Not funny. Feel free to commence flinging rotten produce any time.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke *sniff* No, I'm kidding. Awright, awright! Foine! Coke. 'Specially Cherry Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Again, it depends on which one is closer to hand. The food is equally tasty & equally bad for you @ both joints.
Single or Group Dates: Preferably single, but a double date's okay.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink iced tea much. Unless it's summertime, & that's drawing to a close.
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on how wired I want to be, & how icky I want my stummy to feel.
Do you Smoke: Yes, every time somebody lights me on fire.
Do you Swear: Fuck no! ;-)
Do you Sing: Um, I'm told I have a great voice. ...Yeah. Nothing special to me, though. *shrug*
Do you Shower Daily: That depends on how dirty I have tended to get.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I dunno, I don't really believe in college, but, unlike Santa Claus, it exists.
Do you want to get Married: No, thank you. I'm happily wed to my guitar, but thanks for asking, survey.
Do you belive in yourself: That depends on my mood at the time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope. But someone else might.
Are you a Health Freak: Nuh-uh, just a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup!
Do you like Thunderstorms: No. I don't simply LIKE thunderstorms, I L0V3 them!
Do you play an Instrument: I play some guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Perhaps.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes. I'm going to die before I'm thirty anyways. Fiery auto wreck.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define "drugs". 'Cause there's nicotine, caffeine, ibuprofen, the shit they put in cough syrup, etc.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Um, I think so. Was it a date? That wasn't exactly established, & I hate to be presumptuous...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, but that's not too bad of an idea.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't think I have EVER eaten sushi. But I may yet TRY sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but I SO want to put on a show.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't get myself hooked into relationshits, it averts Pain.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hey, that's not a bad idea...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Theft is a sin & Thieves are worse than Liars.
Ever been Drunk: Yup.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes I have! 10/2/06. But I've also been called a brat, jerk, loser, asshole, fuckhead, dipshit, moron, stooge, bastard, dolt, idiot, dumbass, dimwit, nitwit, half-wit, the list goes on.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup. Plenty of times.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, sadly. But I was young, dumb, misguided.
How do you want to Die: I don't know... Probly quickly & painlessly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In the words of my cousin, "A child." Yup, I still remember that, & it's still bloody hilarious G-man.
What country would you most like to Visit: Strongbadia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm thinkin' Green, but exotic eyes in general have a tendency to hook me.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the woman.
Height: Between 6'1" & 5'6"
Weight: I like them slender, slim & trim.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good on her.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Now, that's getting a little personal, mate. Also, again, define "drug".
Number of CDs I own: I don't know. I lost count at 500+.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: I got the Bacardi Bat on my ---I'm kidding. None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'd like to say I have none, but that would be a lie.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comTake the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Suffocated


67%

Gunshot


67%

Suicide


60%

Disappear


60%

Stabbed


53%

Posion


53%

Accident


47%

Cut Throat


40%

Bomb


40%

Natural Causes


33%

Drowning


27%

Disease


13%

Eaten


13%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Jimi Hendrix. You are Jimi Hendrix!The pioneer of electric guitar and inspiration to all great guitar gods!

Jimi Hendrix


75%

James Hetfield


70%

Ozzy Osbourne!


70%

Billie Joe Armstrong


55%

Slash


50%

Kurt Cobain


45%

Tommy Lee


35%
What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*
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You scored as Metal Rockstar. You are a Metal Rockstar you like to head bang, 'til you pass out and love to get in moshes 'til your ass is kicked!

Punk Rockstar


50%

Rock and Roll RockStar


50%

Metal Rockstar


50%

Goth Rockstar

My Interests

NOTE: These lists shall grow with time, as I've a tendency to NOT think of EVERYTHING on the spot, thank you very much. Music, reading, writing, 'rithmatic, martial arts, voices & impersonations, certain females, video games, other stuff that's fun and dangerous to do. Also, cartoons/shows like
Invader Zim
Robot Chicken
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Fairly Odd Parents
Cow & Chicken
Rocko's Modern Life
You know, it's too bad Johnny The Homicidal Maniacisn't an animated series....
And I can't forget sweet-ass Internet cartoons likeNeurotically Yours

Retarded Animal Babies (could only find that pic)
Legendary Frog's work,Ark'll be here, once I find a good pic.
Homestarrunner
Joe Cartoon

Xiao Xiao

Contemplating Reiko

I'd like to meet:

My soul mate. *lol* No, but it's like the infinitely wise Jhonen Vasquez wrote--

Music:

Heavy Metal. Oh yeah. Heavy. Metal. I'm in a band, and we're called

It's pronounced "Disowned", and I really likes it.Garth Brooks,Bon Jovi BEFORE 2000--the stuff after that just sucks,,PRE-AMERICANAThe Trans-Siberian Orchestra,Mozart,Beethoven,George Thorogood,Eminem--although I don't think he's all he's cracked up to be,Dr. Dre,Snoop Dogg,CCR/John Fogerty,Collin Raye,Daft Punk,BT,some Marilyn MansonJoe Satriani
...Notice there aren't many new bands in here? It's 'cause I live under a rock. Fear not, this list shall continue. Eventually.

Movies:

Are great. I am in serious need of catching up on my flicks. I'm very much behind and out of the Cine Loop. Snatch, Fight Club, Suicide Kings, Boondock Saints, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Freddy Versus Jason, Super Troopers, The Ring, The Harry Potter series, LOTR series, Vampire Hunter D, and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Dodgeball, X-Men and X:2, Death to Smoochie, The Negotiator, Die Hard Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Snake Crane Secret, Enter the Dragon,

Television:

Sucks. The crap that they keep pumping out. I hate television, 'cause the commercials are the entertainment now & the shows are shite. And yet, any time I'm around a TV, I can't take my eyes away from it. This is another reason I dislike television. But anyways... Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Fairly Odd Parents, Cow & Chicken, Rocko's Modern Life,--Geez, a lotta canceled cartoons, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken--a lotta cartoons in general, Drawn Together, Late Night Talk Shows--I'm not particular about Leno, Letterman, O'Brien, or any of that, they're all equally good, or they equally suck, The Daily Show--been FAR too long since I've last seen that

Books:

Are fun. Read. Suport iliteracy. No, I'm kidding. My spelling is much better than that. In fact, my speeling is SO goode, s't prefekt. Anything Drizzt Do'Urden related. I'm a big fan, but I'm not listing every title. Yet.Desperation, Rose Madder, Insomnia, Needful Things, IT, The Regulators--just about any thing Stephen King, I guess,Mystic RiverJohnny the Homicidal Maniac , Squee ,Anything Elminster-related (Ed Greenwood),The Harpers Series (Yup. LOTS of Forgotten Realms in here.)...The Crow This list shall also continue. Eventually.

Heroes:

Aren't born, they're made. In delis. Lets see... My folks, some of my friends--musically inclined or not, Denis Leary, George Carlin, various fictional authors, not the least of which are: R.A. Salvatore, Ed Greenwood, Stephen King, Troy Denning, Jhonen Vasquez...
Bands like MetallicA, PANTERA, Megadeth; Musicians like Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Dave Mustaine, John Petrucci, James Hetfield, the late, the Great

My Blog

Just so you know......

.....if you actually see this..... I truly am sorry. I shouldn't have been so cold. I should have remembered I'm better than that. Damn my foolish pride. I shouldn't have been so cold. And I'd be lyin...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

Just a Random.

If a cows were also Zen masters, would that mean they follow the Milky Way?
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmm......Blogging AND Music. So we had our first gig on Friday the 7th. Wow. I didn't think there was going to be that many people there. OR that the show would go over as well as it did. Now before...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:34:00 PST

Fucking.............awesome?

Haven't blogged for a couple reasons. One, there's some peoples I don't particularly want reading my "deep & personals" & B) I haven't really had much to blog about. Soooo, since I actually ha...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST

Random Thoughts, Comments, Quips, Mini-Rants & .......Fortunes!

Sorry if I'm not up to your standards. I'm used to disappointment. New slang term for "vagina": Twizzler. 'Cause it makes my mouth happy. If I cloned myself, & then killed said clone, would that...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Read this Within one Week & Win a LOT of Money!!!!!!

So there I was, minding my own business when all of a sudden I was attacked by a group of wild rain ponchos. I had only my butcher knife, a lemon & a magazine that I stole from a midget named Tom...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

"If you could go back in time".......

"If you could go back in time and change things, would you?"Y'know, people need to stop asking questions like this. Do they not realize the paradox of the question? If something goes wrong, & you ...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Miss-kuh-lane-ee-us Stuff .....For fuck's sake.

So I'm going to check my email, right & I see this "news" article on the main page that reads, "Is it possible to have two soul mates?" I have one thing to say to this. FUCK OFF. There are no such...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Ignignokt & Err: Interplanetary Terrorists?

Now, this is just effing hysterical! For those of you that haven't heard yet, there was panic in Boston last week. Some people thought there was a new terrorist attack. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movi...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

106 qwest-ee-ohnses

I blogged this pretty much for the same reason I filled it out. Just fer fun of the entertainable goodness. 106 Questions Some People Wouldn't Think To Ask!001. When's the last time you ran?Friday mor...
Posted by Dayton--Heartless ArchAngel on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST