hey there kids, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood supermarket supremo sir kenneth morrison! but you can call me uncle ken.
you all know me as your fearless leader in the world of shelf stacking, but i know very little about you guys and would appreciate your views and opinions on how awesome it is working at my stores. let me start the ball rolling by telling you a few things about myself...
i have been described by some as a 'retail genius', and by others as a 'twat'. i believe that running supermarkets is easy, ''it's just taking money off people''. Speaking of money, i am now worth approximately £1.25 billion. not bad eh?! you'd think maybe i could afford to pay you guys a bit more, but i'm not gonna. despite my immense wealth i shun the trappings of success. luxury yachts and private planes? no thanks, you'll catch me riding economy class with you mere mortals. in my spare time i run an amateur sheep farm from my estate in the picturesque village of Myton, North Yorkshire. it's not all that different from running one of my stores, of which i have over 360. around 10 million people visit my stores every week- most of them hideous, rude, ignorant creatures, and i employ over 130,000 people working in stores, factories, distribution centres and head office functions and it's YOU who i wanna hear from.
so, employee's past, present and future, add me, share with me your morrisons views, opinions and stories, because it's you guys who are my 'Reason number 1'.
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