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Sparkleshark

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About Me

Imagine a scarecrow chatting to a mollusc about one time when they took on the entire vietnam army armed with only a smile which melts all the vultures like cheese on a mouse carcus thats been in the sun for too long and has a growth shapped like a small pineapple without any juice. just then a whole heap of biker cats speed past on their way to a dog festival to ruff up some poodles the leader of the gang spots the molusc and shudders to a hault for unknown to all but the scarecrow they are twins separated at birth only to be put back together at a premiere of flashdance. the cat king was forever in dept to kevin bacon for teaching him the true meaning of the word pain much like brad pitt taught it to ed norton in that film where the first rule is not to talk about it so u understand if i steer clear of the whole thing. so a tiger was driving in his car when he spotted too foxy clay pidgeons dressed as the cast from fame he got out as he was on the prowl for some of the other with under who she dont get and thats the end. ha .. oooh rouge...
adopt your own virtual pet! .CALM A LAMA DOWN.-
courtesy of pixel industries I LOVE THEE EMOs AS A COLLECTIVE THERE A GOOD SORT I LIKE THAT THEY ALL CO-ORDINATE THEIR HAIR AND CLOTHING. I PREFER BEERs AND PURPLE GRAPEs.

My Interests

photography, playing my sexy as bass, doing the mad house stuff with the phsyco dwarf and the bashful but ever so cheeky rent boy, in the future i plan to run a brothel with my companion caroline, or if she goes to live with the russians then i would like to run a brothel on my own where all the hookers have to dress like characters from agatha cristie novels (hot as) or maybe id like to be the person who irons astro turf- thats where stars come from.... astro galactic turf.
M Misunderstood
A Amazing
D Dignified
D Delicious
I Innocent
E Eccentric

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From Go-Quiz.comMY LOVELY MR. BENJAMIN. D INTRODUCED ME TO THE WORLD OF SWAT AND FOR THIS I AM ETERNALY GREATFUL I PROMISE HIM THAT IF I EVER STORM A BUILDING IN ORDER TO SAVE A DAMSEL FROM THE RUSSIAN MAFIA I WILL PUT HIS NAME IN THE CREDITS. (ps. the dancing is only movement without thee)-
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You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
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I'd like to meet:

sinister people who like spaghetti..... in their socks.

Music:

PIXIES/ Al Green/ Mark lanegan band/ Beck/ Lemonheads/ Breeders/ BRMC/ MAdM/ the Clash/ Biffy/ Bob Dylan/ JAMES BROWN/ Distilers/ Fleetwood Mac/ QOTSA/ Throwing Muses/ the Slits/ David Bowie/ smashing Pumpkins/ ska gal/ Stiff LIttle Fingers/ Ramones/ Wire/ the Vasalines/ the Spree/ Patti Smith/ Echo and the Bunnymen/ Joy Division/ Siouxsie and the Banshees/ the Cure/ Tom Waites....

Movies:

Most things buy Tarantino especially PULP FICTION because Samuel Jackson is a bad ass mo-fo, High Fidelity, Back to the Future, the Breakfast Club (judd nelson ''that dude was harsh''), Waynes World(in fact most 80's teen films with good music), Dirty Dancing, Anime films (its tom icecreams fault), Nell, EraserHead, Bettle Juice (the Burton is a good un), Battle Royal (seriously funny, dont pass judgement), Trainspotting (ewan mc greggor portraying the true essence of scotland), house of 1000 corpses, the Blues Brothers, labrynth...

Television:

MURDER, SHE WROTE big up jessica fletcher, Diagnosis murder (im not a murderer!), Quincy, balamory, Arthur, Cheers, black books, Big Cook Little Cook (recommended), ripley and scuff, The Mighty Boosh, spaced, green wing, Big TRain AND ABOVE ALL MONK...

Books:

i cant read *weep* but if i could id read the curious incident of the dog in the night cos ive heard its giggle fest in a twisted way.

Heroes:

KIM DEAL for being so fucking her. JOE STRUMMER because he is god. STING for being named after a wasps arse.

My Blog

NEW YEARS EVE 2006/2007

It was a cold and blustery evening that we all set out for an evening of excess - we were a pack of animals who had been caged and shackled through many winter months but that was all to change oh yes...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST

the story so far...

ITS THE NEW LOOK MADDIES HOUSE AND ITS A BIT (just a bit mind) SEXY AS DANNY DeVITO GIRATING IN A STRING VEST...AND THEN THERES THE EVENINGS- A CRAZY FREAKFEST OF MUSIC BOURSIN ANS POSH CLOUDED LEMONA...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:25:00 PST

painting with interludes of cross-dressing

the house is now officialy known as balamory because the rooms are painted all the colours of the rainbow... heres us painting aimsters room.and here is a cave drawing i did its ''special'' hathen we ...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:42:00 PST

if only bill knew...

with only a few of natures resourses a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, myself and my comrade aimee of aimeeville completiode the first piece of art for our soon to be crib... the subject- a r...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vino, cards and ketamin with bruce

well well my little brothers wasnt that an experiance the table is by far the best thing we have done bravo! i wont mention the bats that poor bastard will see them soon enough. i want to be sheila....
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

maddies house

hotdog jumping frog alberkerque... ...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TIGERS ON THE LOOSE!

2 TIGERS ESCAPED FROM LONDON ZOO THEY ARE WINE THIRSTY AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LICK PPL TO DEATH BEWARE.... AAAAH..... JELLY HAS NO BONES! ...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahhh cowboys...

me + dan +aimee +much red wine= ...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new years

my hommies when the ball dropped (wink wink) bless the spaniel... oh greg ha!... looooooooosers... are kid larry... and of course the dancing....
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

''parle un francais''

hahaha last night me, emo and my baby aimee drank alot of wine then took to our instruments. and we recorded it. tapes are on sale for £3. its a musical masterpeice with guest apperances from frank ...
Posted by Sparkleshark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST