Emma here. Kage wont talk about herself so I will do it properly!!! A 34 year old fem bot from georgia. She worked as a performer at WDW for years before meeting her fucked up hubby from the gods. His name is TEX. Then she worked that fine ass off and got 10, yes 10 pull ups so she could be an aerialist at the Tarzan Rocks show. Now she, Tex and Pip the dog live in Weatherford, Tx...a dry county. Yeah you heard me right. A brief pause for the loss of fun...K. Enough. If you need your taxes done you can visit a Certified Public Receptionist, Karen. . If you cant tell she is funny. But more importantly she is one of my bestest friends and should be worshiped by everyone. Peace.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Adam Sandler, for one. So funny. FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!!!!! The muffin man...so he can get his muffin top off my mid-drift. Jack Black, Im drawin a blank here. Oh you want a name, Ill give you a name...Oprah Winfrey.
