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The Rogue Baron

Fear of flying can be conquered in steps. Fear of anything can be conquered in steps. Except fear of

About Me

Well, you know that one dude that you call whenever your computer is having "issues"? The one who knows all about that kind of stuff, and how to fix it, and whatnot? Yeah, that's me.

Outside of that, just run up the Jolly Roger and make sure we're stocked on rum, because it's a pirate's life for me! YARR!

Oh yeah, I'm also a rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth Dallas Stars fan. But it's cool, I don't bite. :D

My Interests

Computers (all the way from circuit design to programming and those spiffy new quantum processors)
World History
Military Technology (ranging from mediæval periods East and West, to the mind blowing stuff our boys at TI/Ratheon and Lockheed put out these days)
Music (especially DFW local stuff)
Physics (usually of the "build a better potato cannon" nature)
Chemistry (see above)
Math (all forms)
Hockey
Disc Golf
Kendo
AutoCAD
CSE and EE
MtG
D&D
BF2

Yes, I am a geek. Thank you for noticing.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Yeager, Audie Murphy, George S. Patton, Douglas MacArthur, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Terry Pratchett, Ben Franklin, Herr Gottfried Leibniz, Rene Descartes, Stephen Hawking, Richard Garfield, Charles Darwin, Marie Curie, Alan Turing, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Mike Modano, Brendan Morrow, Marty Turco, Derrian Hatcher, Sergei Zubov, Alexander Ovechkin, Jason Arnott, Steve Ott.

God, Satan, the original band of Knights Templar, Saladin, Alexander, Judas Iscariot, Julius Caesar, William Wallace, Guy Fawkes, Atilla the Hun, Sun Tzu, Miyamoto Musashi.

Sir Samuel Vimes, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Havelock Vetinari, Case, Molly, The Finn, The Dixie Flatline, Lawrence Waterhouse, Enoch Root, Bobby Shaftoe, Randy Waterhouse, Paul-Muad'Dib, Stilgar, Thufir Hawat, Gurney Halleck, Duncan Idaho, Duke Leto Atreides, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, Hiro Protagonist, Y.T., Dr. Jeckyll, Anton Gorodetsky, Lord Geser, Lord Zabulon.

But most of all, I think I'd love to meet and possibly work for Spider Jerusalem.

Music:

Bit of an odd one when it comes to music, but here goes:

I have a broad, sweeping love for almost all Classical music. This ranges from Mozart, Beethoven, Bach and some of his sons, to some of the lesser known artists, even as modern as George Gershwin. The only thing about Classical music that ever bugs me is extensive use of the harpsichord. Not sure why, but the twangy sound gets to me after a while.

And now we come to my other love: metal in all of it's forms. Again a bit of a sweep here, all the way from 80's hair bands (I'm looking at YOU Mötley Crüe), to NWOBHM like Queen and Iron Maiden, even coming up to modern stuff like Trivium and Korpiklaani, and of course everything in between.

Also, as of recently (read: in the past two or three years), I have been dragged into the punk scene.

Now, this doesn't mean that my room is covered with poitraits of Handel and Vivaldi in between posters of Van Halen and Godsmack with Sex Pistols or Vandals stickers thrown in randomly. However, one glance at my playlist leaves most people staring at me with that "Huh?" look on their face...

As of recently, I have discovered the sheer genius that is Dr. Steel. If you haven't listened to any of his stuff, do yourself a favor and check it out pronto! Doctorsteel.com

Oh yeah, I also have a shameful tendency to listen to 80's and 90's German pop music from time to time.

Movies:

Comedy, scary/thriller, action, historical. You know, the usual guy stuff.
Fav movies include:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
They Live
The Thing (Both original and John Carpenter ver.)
Batman (Tim Burton ver.)
Enemy at the Gates
Event Horizon
To Hell and Back
The whole set of Evil Dead movies
Anything shown on MST3K
Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal
Anything w/ Jason Statham in it
The Hunt for Red October
All of the Bond movies w/ Connery
Kung Fu Hustle
Ong-Bak - The Thai Warrior
The Last Dragon
Underworld and Underworld: Evolution
The Sands of Iwo Jima
Pulp Fiction
Rio Bravo
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
All of the Monty Python movies
Anything by The Marx Brothers
The Princess Bride
Damn near anything Stanley Kubrick worked on
Nochnoi Dozor (Night Watch)
In no way is this a complete list, but I'll add others later.

Television:

Don't watch TV much, but when I do it's one of the following: Sci-Fi channel, BBC, PBS, Comedy Central, Discover channel, History channel, Military channel. Only shows I've kept up w/ on any sort of regular basis recently are Stargate SG-1 and Firefly (while it was on the air, and now on Sci-Fi too).

I'm also a TOTAL sucker for British comedy, e.g. Monty Python's Flying Circus, Are You Being Served, Father Ted, Thin Blue Line, Mr. Bean, etc.

Oh yeah, Adult Swim is always funny as hell. Especially ATHF and Robot Chicken.

Books:

Dune series, Frank Herbert
Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
Anything by William Gibson, but especially his first: Neuromancer
The Dark Tower series, Stephen King
Gravity's Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon
Anything by Edgar Allen Poe
Most of the short stories by H.P. Lovecraft
Discworld series, Terry Pratchett
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Douglas Adams
The Starship Titanic, Terry Jones and Douglas Adams
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values, Robert Pirsig
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi
The Art of War, Sun Tzu

Heroes:

1stLt. Bill Arnold, 4th Division, USMC Reserve

Col. Dan Foust, US Army Reserve (Retired)

The whole team at mozilla.org

His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes

Bill Watterson

Spider Jerusalem

My Blog

Brawl

Does Ganon have to choke a bitch?Go buy Brawl, it is the most fan-dabby-babulous game ever made in the history of ever. It’s like getting hit in the face with a fistful of awesome. And if you do...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST

Update

A few updates to the previous blog regarding the now infamous puppy video:* The soldier is believed to be part of the US Marine Corps, specifically a unit from Hawaii.* The Marine Corps is currently t...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

Do this

GO VOTE.
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

Internet shitstorm

Yeah, there's one brewing up right now. It concerns a video that has been posted in the last few days that quickly made the rounds and has become the center of a lot of heated discussion. This particu...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:48:00 PST

Fuck (NSFW if you cant already tell)

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Shit cock, shit cunt. Shit eating cock fuck. Assholes and motherfuckers and shit. Shit. Shitass penis piss ass shit fuck. Vietnam ass rapings, fuck brothers and a shit sandwich. Shit...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

The Dallas Stars are awesome

And I'd buy each and every one of those guys a beer if I was given the chance. What other team does something as cool as this: Stay classy, guys.Mini update: Stars lost to Calgary tonight. Bl...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

Check this shit:

You should be listening to The Aquabats. As in, right fucking now. They're like the bastard love child of NOFX and They Might Be Giants.Their music, it is good.
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:24:00 PST

The meaning of life is...

a drawing of Blip and Gleek in a handcuff knife fight while their various allies and nemeses wager on the outcome.Bask in its awesomeness. ...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

It's official!

I am now a certified Master Scuba Diver. Yay!And now I'm gonna go crash from exhaustion.
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

Microwaves

They're just the most awesomely fun toy a geek could ever get their hands on.See what I mean here. (P)The rum and Coke is definitely NOT optional. Also, the gas mentioned at the end of the second vide...
Posted by The Rogue Baron on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST