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Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a sarcastic pain in the ass that shows he loves/hates you by making fun of you in cruel ways. I am dishonest and I will probably lie to you about myself to raise my self esteem and make you think you have not lowered your standards. I don't have any STDs yet but plan on developing quite a collection soon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends."So eloquently spoken by the Spice Girls.RIP Baby Spice.

Music:

Music died with Kurt Cobain.

Movies:

Name a movie, chances are I have seen it and I have an opinion on it.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk is a Golden God.

My Blog

I Joined This Motherfuckin Group

.... tis a sad day for my family. I have actually become more of a web loser than I ever imagined was possible. I am probably going to join those god forsaken dating sites in hopes of getting lai...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST