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Joanna Jaguar

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About Me


I'm myself. I love who I am. I'm a bitch, I'm a cunt, I'm better than most people.
I'm not the media's version of the perfect girl, but I'm my version of the perfect girl and that's all that matters.
I don't have a small waist and big tits and that's just the way I like it.
I don't have long legs and I'm not 6 feet tall, but that's just fine, short chicks are way cuter anyway.
I'm 5'4, have whatever fucking hair color appeals to me at any given time, my weight is really no one's business but my own and I'm covered in tattoos.
I'm a vegetarian and an Animal Rights Activist.
I'm a Pagan and a narcissist and a Punk Elitist. Though I hate other punk elitists.
I'm an Italian Giallo whore. Give me Argento or Bava any day of the week and I'm fucking ecstatic.
I'm intelligent and am proud of that fact and hate unintelligent people (or those who just choose not to use their intelligence) with a burning, fiery passion.
I'm a proud single mother and a loner and hate most people, though most people seem to want to be friends with me.
I'd rather lay in bed and read a good book than watch TV and pollute my mind with whatever moronic dribble that the media deems "cool" at any given point.
I'm a Fanatic Audiophile and probably spend more time studying music history that I actually should.
If there's anything you really feel the need to know about me. Go ahead and ask.
ATTENTION BANDS:
Looking for gigs in the Montreal area?
Starting in July, your's truly, along with another gore-geous lady will be permanently hosting a weekly Ladies Night at the Playhouse (5656 Parc St.).
We're looking for hot bands of all genres to play for us.
INTERESTED?
Contact Me or Ariane (myspace.com/rough_n_tuff) for details or to set up gigs...

My Blog

New Ink

Hey Everyone. Got some new ink to show you all. It's awesome. I got it done last friday. This makes 11 so far. Here's Len in the middle of doing it (he rocks, by the way. Go see him!) And Here's the...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:38:00 GMT

Cynicism Overcomes

I'm a loner. I've come to that conclusion long before this moment and have also come to terms with it. I enjoy being a loner. I have friends, but I don't really consider them friends. They are more li...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:55:00 GMT

FOR ALL YOU MONTREAL KIDS OUT IN MYSPACE LAND

Go To This, It's Going To Fucking Rock!
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:58:00 GMT

Random Annoyances

So, I know it's been a while since I last posted and I'm sure you've all been sitting on the edge of your seats, knives to your wrists, wanting desperately to die rather than live in a world...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:16:00 GMT

Fucking FUNNY Ass Shit!

So, I'm going through old emails and I came across one a good friend of mine sent me. It's a bunch of quotes from this stand up comedian that was on Conan O'brien a long fucking time ago. T...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:26:00 GMT

Jokes Guaranteed To Offend Fucking EVERYBODY

Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:23:00 GMT

And Now For The Absolute Ridiculousness. Enjoy, Kiddies

Alright my darlings. Here is four days worth of drunken antics in Toronto. Have fun laughing your asses off at Tara and I. Drunkeness right after the Social D show. I looked a lot better than Tara di...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:19:00 GMT

SOCIAL DISTORTION And Other Absolute Ridiculousness! (Pics From My Toronto Trip)

The first bunch are from my first night in Toronto, at the Dead 60's/Mest/Social Distortion show. IT FUCKING ROCKED, by the way.      Johnny Two Bags Mother Fuckers! The beautiful, won...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 19:03:00 GMT

Just A Lot Of Random Thoughts And Things To Bitch About

Alright cats, I've got a lot of random shit going through my head right now, and I'm just in the mood to bitch, so if you don't understand my train of thoughts, don't worry about it. Each different ra...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 07:41:00 GMT

You Want Music? I'll Give You Music. This Is Rock N Roll Mother Fuckers

Alright, those of you who know me, know that if there's on thing in this world I know, it's music, and you'll also be more than likely to know that it's rare for a "new" band to impress ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:25:00 GMT