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Kenji

I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon

About Me

i'm cool as shit. except when i'm working in the hospital, reading textbooks, sleeping, or bitching about something. which is most of the time. so actually i'm pretty uncool for 90% of the day, but you'll want to hang out with me for that last 10%. actually, it's probably closer to something like 95% and 5%, but whatever.

My Interests

music, clubbing (retired raver), sports (basketball, soccer, rollerblading, anything that bill simmons writes about), reading anything, eating at all-you-can-eat places, putting on boxers right after they come out of the dryer, snowboarding, going home to visit my parents and doing my laundry for free.

I'd like to meet:

old and new friends, new enemies (but not old ones), interesting people who tell funny stories and uninteresting people who will laugh at my funny stories.spoof of david blaine

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Music:

alternative rock, electronica, hip-hop. fort minor, some killers, yada yada yada.

Movies:

dead poet's society, lost in translation, about a boy, 25th hour. but the best scene in all of movies is the unveiling of "magnum" in the climax of zoolander. i want that played at my funeral.

Television:

Sport Center, Scrubs (1st 3 seasons), The Daily Show with John Stewart. Chappelle show while it lasted. The Colbert Report.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, certain chapters of Snow Falling on Cedars, anything with US history preferably with world war II or civil war. Yes, i've read the harry potter series. America (the book) with John Stewart -- my favorite line: "The best of Middle East Humor!"------------- Mideast Resident One: "Knock Knock"-------- Mideast Resident Two: "No, it is you that is wrong."

Heroes:

My parents. Ayn Rand. Batman. Not necessarily in that order.