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About Me

Clifford "the big tastie" Chung fantastic Bio for the guilty is below...its a bit old but funny...and i cant be arse to do a new one.......Audio Sex: The Guilty are a 4 piece punk band from North West London. They are famed for their cheeky lyrics, catchy riffs and bouncy rhythms. Alcohol, skunk and different influences such as Queen, White Stripes and the beauty of children bring musical and creative diversity to their band. The Guilty party consists of : Mike the lead singer, a quick witted man whoâ€™s hobbies include being kind to Bob, and getting rather wasted. Keef (Kieran) on his Stratocaster, the sharp as a samurai sword guitarist providing orgyesh solos and riffs that make you feel wet in your pants. Jay behind the drums, a man with a great love of music. Jay also helps record many of the bandâ€™s bass parts, playing on their CDs as their touring bassist is often too busy touching kids. â€¦and the one and onlyâ€¦BOB! Despite allegations of child molestation, Bob is defiant in helping the band ROCK. With his bass in his hand, determination in his eyesâ€¦and his nuts in a hi-hat heâ€™s bound to put up a show. Guaranteed to bring a smile to your face whenever they play, and a tear to your eye when you relax listening to them on the stereoyouâ€™ve fallen in loveâ€¦aww

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Member Since: 09/11/2004
Band Website: www.theguilty.tk
Band Members: Mike - Vocals, Synth ++Jay - Drums, Guitar, Synth, Bass ++keef - Guitar, Bass, Drums ++Pip - Bass, Synth, Guitar
Influences: Influences include: Queen, Adam and the ants, White Stripes, Sex Pistols, Prince, Disco and Ren and Stimpy. "i wana be monkey, a monkey, monkey, monkey" Also anything with synth(jay/Jk) anything cockrock (keef) (dont worrie we dont let him play it) and anything with cock (mike)
Sounds Like: listen...buy our stuf...suport jays crack habit
Record Label: Accomplice records www.accomplice.tk
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Gig

We have a gig coming up, its at heathem house in twickenham, kinda far i know but its cheep and will be good fun. Its tickets only so call me or msg us if you want tickets, only £3 or try www.mys...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:51:00 GMT

Gig

News...Bob/JK/new songs

Lots to tell............ For a start Bob has "left" the guilty. I had nothing to do with it so dont go blaming me when hes not naked on stage. Ummmm we have a replacment in the form of JK (shitting...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Apr 2005 08:30:00 GMT

GIGGIGGIGGIG

Hello kidies, Incase you didnt know, were opening up at the WRC on friday so you better come down nice and early if you want to see us, and you wiil because there are going to be some BIG surprise...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 12:21:00 GMT

short naked chinise men!!!

that got your atention we have a gig this friday, i just found out today.were playing insted of molesly shoulin they had to pull out for some reason, tis only a short set but there well be the fi...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:52:00 GMT

gig

hmmm this is 10 days late...but im lazy so there. live with it bitch. thank you everyone who came to the gig on the 19th....the deviant fucked rocked....and drug money!!!!! sexy and amazing, a leathal...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Nov 2004 14:06:00 GMT

keefs a gay lord

im sorry we had to take down the bob song....keef was stressing about it saying how know one would buy the guilty album cause thats the best song... A) its not B) no one will buy it anyway thank...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:36:00 GMT