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james

How do I know if I'm Jewish?", "Are you Jewish?", "No.", "Well, there you go sport!

About Me

I may be short, but I'm not helpless. I hate stupid people. I generally don't like a lot of people. I have a weird laugh, so what? I love my fucking ipod. I'm goofy. I hate other people's kids except my sister's. I think 99% of the population is literally retarded. I do think I'm the shit. As I have gotten older, I think I have become more and more OCD. I have to smell everything more than once. You know I'm drunk when I take off my shoes. I like to sneeze. I think I have short thumbs. I HATE slow drivers, and liars. Like the amazing Alison said, "you will dissappoint me." ANYTHING that involves poop, makes me laugh. Seriously.Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears cause she's a crazy whore. Donald Trump and Russell Simmons cause they are awesome at their jobs. Sarah Silverman cause she's just ridiculous.

My Blog

Perfectionist Quiz

This is sad, but true. It's from Discovery Health.com   ..>   ..> About Perfectionism Perfectionism can be a healthy quality that drives a person to try his/her best and to make th...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Bored.com Personality Test

..> Personality Type Report for James Your Personality Preferences INTROVERTWhile you may not be anti-social, you do need (and deserve) your private time and space to retreat from the world. Unlik...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:15:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:43:00 GMT

What religion am I?

I'm not really sure if I'm really a Satanist, but this is what I got. Whatever it's a test.   http://quizfarm.com/images/1110083892devil.gif">> You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:19:00 GMT

December 12, 2006

Yesterday (12/12/2006) was the best day I have had in a while. I'm tired of bitchin about bad days, so I should write about the good ones too I guess. First of all, I finished my sophmore year at UNA....
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:38:00 GMT

Kanye West

I fuckin hate Kanye West. He was on the MTV Europe Music Awards the other night and boo hooed about how he didn't get best video. Obviously, he shouldn't have won because it made no impact on me whats...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:09:00 GMT

Personality Test Results

My Personality Neuroticism54Extraversion48Openness To Experience38Agreeableness3Conscientiousness82 Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full ReportFind your soulmate / pysch twinMySpace Layouts, Ugg ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:51:00 GMT