911 call |
911: You have reached 911. Please state your emergency.
ME: Oh FUCK! Please don't....help...
911: Sir, what is the problem?
ME: I think my legs busted
911: Busted? You mean bro...
Posted by Zane on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST |
a little too late for silly |
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Zane Date: Apr 21, 2007 1:28 AM
but my billy boner is riding a littles too high on the moutain if you know what I mean.
I rea...
Posted by Zane on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST |
Real conversation I over heard |
Where's all the wild sex parties tonight? My grandparents are having one but thiers are always to out of control. I was looking for the party myself. If we can't find one, we'll have to settle for you...
Posted by Zane on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST |
My visit to the eye doctor |
My left eye started pissing me off about a week ago so I decided it was time to take that little bastard to a profesional. I made my appointment over the phone and next thing I know I'm wisked a...
Posted by Zane on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:42:00 PST |
I'm having a stray dogs baby |
I looked out my window the other day and saw my neighbor working in is yard. He was pruning bushes and planting trees and watering things and it looked like alot of fun so I ran out of my house ...
Posted by Zane on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Animals |
So I went to the grocery store today and as I'm checking out this huge group of animals decides to just cut in front of me. I'm all like "Whoooo there" and a good majority of them pretend like t...
Posted by Zane on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:05:00 PST |
Normal conversation |
me: If someone offers you shit don't eat it. It's terrible.
Jimmy: Yer preachin to the choir, chief.
me: We really should get the word out to more people. I just read that thousands of...
Posted by Zane on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST |
That's my boy! |
Posted by Zane on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST |
Experimentation |
I finally got around to doing that experiment i always wanted to do.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got a small dog drunk on whiskey and introduced that dog to another small dog...
Posted by Zane on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:50:00 PST |
Case of Beer |
When I buy a case of beer I honestly think it's going to last me the entire fucking week but it never does. Where does it go? I think the neighbor children are breaking in and stealing it. ...
Posted by Zane on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:00:00 PST |
