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About Me

I am a freak magnet. If you are mentally impaired, emotionally unstable, psychologically disturbed, chemically unbalanced or just having a re-e-e-eally bad day, you'll find me... oh, and you'll talk to me. So, I may as well just put it out there and get it over with. Also, if you: (1) have ever been without a job for over a year because you just forgot to look for one... (2) played Dungeons and Dragons with people who dressed up like their characters... (3) still live with your parents because there's always food in the fridge... (4) have ever walked home because you got so drunk you could not remember where you parked your car... (5) have a shot glass and/or beer bottle cap collection that you charge admission to see... or (6) have spent all your rent money on interactive porn sites... THEN BRING IT ON! I accept my fate. Let's go people. I am destined to befriend you, if not date you.
Okay... seriously... my name is Ann. I lived in Los Angeles for about seven years after college. I was back home in Niceville for a couple years after my dad became ill and now I'm in Gainesville at UF for Nursing. If I know you from back west or school, I'd love to reconnect. Or if you are anyone capable of witty banter without blowing a head gasket, I'm game. If you are a dirty old man... NO MEANS NO. If you aren't sure if you are a dirty old man... you probably are. I found this layout design on PureLayouts.com - check out their MySpace Layouts .

My Interests

I enjoy: movies while chowing on chinese food and wine, good conversation over a cold pint, live music, a great book on a rainy day, playing darts, Italian food, driving my Mini Cooper to the mailbox and back, learning new things, Captain Crunch cereal that has been sitting for 10 minutes, and texas hold 'em anytime, anywhere.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh, make me cry, make me pee... or make me laugh until I cry and pee.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band, U2, Van Morrison, Lyle Lovett, Gary Allan, Tori Amos, Sugar Land, Joss Stone, Bing Crosby, movie soundstracks, pretty much anything acoustic that I can understand the words to and anything sung by an Oompa Loompa.

Movies:

Geez, this is a daunting task. Anything by Mel Brooks or with Gene Wilder. Anything really sappy where two people fall in love and are kept apart due to some horribly predictable twist of fate. Anything that makes me think. Anything where the womenfolk wear corsets and use words like "mischance" or "praytell," and the menfolk wear coats with tails. Anything where people speak with a Scottish accent... or a cockney accent... or is made by Guy Ritchie. Too much to narrow down into one genre. I guess if I had to name one movie it would be The Shawshank Redemption... or American Beauty... or Anchorman. It's a toss up.

Television:

Don't watch as much as I used too. Try to catch The Simpsons, Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, reruns of Sex and the City. Nip/Tuck is a guilty pleasure. I love House. I almost want to get sick so Hugh Laurie will yell at me.

Books:

Stephen King, Thomas Harris, Dan Brown, John Grisham, and those doggone Harry Potter books.... (like Kentucky Fried Chicken they contain a chemically addictive substance that makes you crave them fortnightly.)

Heroes:

Angelina Jolie. Anyone who can be a completely and utterly crazy whore yet raise somebody else's babies while having her own, save the world one minefield at a time, learn to fly a plane and then STILL have time to land Brad Pitt is my Personal Jesus. If she could manage a believable British accent, I'd start a religion after her.