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Ian

About Me

I'm pretty fucking cool. I sound pompous, but it's justified. I'm just that awesome. God seems to think I'm just too awesome, so he does things to fuck with me, but I'm still rocking.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met Kevin Smith, but only briefly at a convention. I'd totally be down with meeting Joss Wheadon, Jason Lee, Quinten Tarantino, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Stan Lee, and Jack Black.

My Blog

Screw you guys, I'm going home

I just got propositioned for the third time by some random bitch on myspace. I don't like this. It sucks. There is no way I'm going to respond to you if you try to have sex with me via myspace because...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:39:00 GMT

Openning the closet door

I have now seen every episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation. I just did a quick facebook check, and everyone else who likes that show (at Columbia at least) loves the cock. I've just been able to f...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:05:00 GMT

MySpace: Lame place for attention-starved emo kids to whine, or just really gay?

Peoples all the time ask me, Ian why don't you have a MySpace? I don't bother telling them I do, because, frankly, I'm just using this to post my random thoughts so I can look back at them and possibl...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:49:00 GMT

I am the King of Multi-Tasking/Six Finger Discount

I just finished my fucking storyboards, and went out for a celebratory cigarette. I had to pee while I was out there, so I found a corner and let'er rip while still smoking and listening to Dane Cook....
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:13:00 GMT

The Sisterhood of My Traveling Pants

Three weeks ago I went down to Knox to visit Mike. There's a long sorted story about how shitty my trip was, and I really don't feel like reliving it here. Needless to say, it sucked. So I've got to t...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:34:00 GMT

Insomnia is totally over-rated

My sleep cycle is so fucked up. I'm like a damn vampire, except none of the cool shit. Man, if I was a vampire, things would be so different. All the ladies would want me... which isn't different from...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:50:00 GMT

I have absolutely no time to listen to you whine

So, I'm trying this out. I've resisted it for a while, mainly because everyone else is doing it, and I've never been one to really follow the sheeple. But not doing something because everyone else is ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:45:00 GMT