Planet Rock is volcanic as all hell! If you ask me that's pretty cool, or maybe I should say HOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
The planet is currently inhabitated by a few interesting folks, all of whom are excited to engage in interplanetary travel and trade. We hope to define a mutually beneficial relationship with any friendly aliens we may encounter.
However, unfriendly aliens may not be as welcomed.
Here on Rock, we follow a simple philosophy, "Walk softly and carry a big chindros." . . . Chindros means stick, or penis depending on the context. Either way the motto describes us to a "T." Teehee!
Come and enjoy our many hot springs along the coastlines of the western ocean, or visit the East and all of its fucking volcanos. Whatever floats your boat.
Relax in a wonderful paradise! The only place in the universe where the environment has grown into such a delectable equillibrium, allowing its visitors to enjoy a multitude of different activities. Why in a single day you spend the morning catching delicious fish and, after only a short drive, spend the evening throwing your fish into a fucking volcano!
It's not heaven ladies and gentleman, but it's pretty damn close.
Sure has a hell of a lot more fucking volcanoes, I'll tell you that much.
