Hey everybody! Thanks for visiting my page! I am the lead singer of the christian rock band JC/DC. I do not have any genetic predisposition to stomach ulcers. But they may have a predisposition to me. What if I'm just one big stomach ulcer that just happened to have a Tom grow around it? Fuck. That's pretty heavy. I am to sarcasm what the band Creed was to sucking--almost. I mean, even I can stop being sarcastic once and awhile. I sing in a band. I am housetrained and have all of my papers. I am good at breathing and have been relatively successful at it for the last 28 or so years. I have always wanted to be the first black man in space. But then I looked in a mirror and realized that would be impossible--I'm a Christian so space doesn't exist! And I like video games, beanie babies, and porn.
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Name: Tom Michael Wegner
Birthday: May 6, 1978 or 5678. Pretty neat, huh?
Birthplace: Watertown, Wisconsin
Current Location: see birthplace. Unfortunately.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde/Red
Height: 6 foot 4 inches
left Handed or Left Handed: I write left handed.
Your Heritage: German, prussian, irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers.
Your Weakness: An open bag of Tostitos tortilla chips
Your Fears: An angry bag of Tostitos tortilla chips
Your Perfect Pizza: Would totally call me the next day.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make all automobile speedometers readable in braile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: R U a cop?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit! How many sleeping pills does a guy have to take?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My fucking gargantuan head.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: That time I had amnesia.
Pepsi or Coke: I like the Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: single. With a couple of midgets to get us stuff.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bleh on both counts.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Does this shit really matter to you? Fucking Chocolate then. There. Are you happy?!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I could be 'witty' and say something like 'Fuck no!'. I'm not witty, I swear!
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: I have no idea who this Daily guy is, but I sure as hell wouldn't touch him. Unless he had money. And an Escalade.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, sure.
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college. One more year, baby!! Unless I change majors for the 23rd time.
Do you want to get Married: If marriage comes with a 65 inch plasma tv, I'm fucking there.
Do you believe in yourself: Yes. Do you believe in me too?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh. Sure. No wait--I'm fucking hot!
Are you a Health Freak: Pretty much. But only if you omit the 'health' part.
Do you get along with your Parents: All the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Awesome.
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, guitar, harmonica, cowbell.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I adopted David Crosby's liver. I have blown its mind.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sudafed. Angel Dust.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If your definition of 'Oreos' includes a Korean child with a little bit o' Franks Red Hot, then yeah.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Thank. You.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Maybe...that damn karaoke. It's like meth but with more rhyming.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of senile elderly women in 43 of Wisconsin's 72 counties.
Ever been Drunk: Naw.
Ever been called a Tease: Once. But then I finally gave my grandma her insulin.
Ever been Beaten up: Not really. I'm more of a self-abuser.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: In a hot tub with Maya Angelou and Orville Reddenbacher.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Declared not mentally fit for trial. Or maybe a Software Architect.
What country would you most like to Visit: Any place in Western Europe
