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About Me

My name is Mhairi and I live in the Ghetto-chic suburbia of Faifley. I study Sculpture at the Art School - It's Awesome. I have well and truly neglected my Myspace for pastures new in Bebo and Facebook. I like shiny things like diamonds and tinfoil. All donations of such items are much appreciated.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All those idiots who come into the Lusset at the weekend and harrass me in their own work places and make their jobs the misery they make mine. A sweet, sweet revenge. :). I'd also like to meet Johnen Vasquez and Roman Dirge, god I love comics, I'm such a geek.

My Blog

Blah, Russel Brand and Shoes.

Today, I am frustrated in all possible ways. I am severely bored with everything. I want to shake my life up just to see what happens... Mischeviousness is the only way, tonight should be a corker. I ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:54:00 GMT

Wiping Out The Ned Population, Banks and Sculpture.

Lastnight I was the lucky recipient of many a phonecall from a young ned girl called Chrissy who was looking for Lee. However, even after nine or ten phonecalls to the same number (which was mine) she...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:40:00 GMT

The Essence Of Gigs, The Joy Of Special K and Crazy Eating Disorders.

I've noticed this at the last few gigs I've been at but particularly so when I went to see the Deftones lastnight (which was pretty damn good but I'm not as keen on their new stuff **sigh** and it was...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:18:00 GMT

Licking Stamps, Saturday Night and Sausages.

I really like licking stamps. It's great. But I'm quite upset that for quite some time, licking stamps haven't been available, I mean, self-stick stamps?! Bleurgh. They take the fun out of the whole l...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:00:00 GMT

Transitions, Special K and Pete Docherty Two.

So I made the first step. I e-mailed the head of Second Year Sculpture and I will hopefully be freed of the hell that is Product Design to pastures new and less restricted. It feels so good to know th...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:36:00 GMT

Mexico, The Hoobs and Pete Docherty.

I have decided that I am going to Mexico to live my life there. I will settle down in a nice prickly cactus infested spot where I will breed my little cacti untill they are big and strong. I will ente...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:20:00 GMT

Hang Overs and Cloning.

Why is it that we can clone sheep, recreate pets from their DNA, we can make babies from test-tubes but we can't cure a hang over? Surely it must be much simpler to cure alcohol poisoning than it is t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:19:00 GMT

The Littlest Hobo, Crafting Modernity and Neds With Spraypaint.

All in all, last weekend was awful. On Friday night I came home to find out my dog was missing and then, we got a phonecall from a vet surgery in Bishopbriggs to say that a nice couple in Jordanhill b...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:38:00 GMT

The Sexually Transmitted Disease Club, The Wonder Of Fabric and The Curse Of The Mullet.

Yeah, so following random banter with my future partner in comedy and crime, Drumnuts, I decided that when I win the lottery and own my own club, all of the drinks would be named after sexually t...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Old People Coughing, Going Abroad and Mr Swampy.

Why is it that when old people cough they NEVER cover their mouths? I mean, they go on and on and on about us "young folk" and our manners/lack of them yet they won't even be hygenic never mind pleasa...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:13:00 GMT