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StanDaMan

About Me

I'm a biker, photographer, truck driver, roadie, and semi-professional beer drinker.---------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ I'm also The Mighty Quinn's personal body guard.

My Interests


Motorcycles,Rock and Roll,Women,Winnin the Lottery,Photography(not neccesarily in that order) Oh yeah,and porn!

I'd like to meet:

If this guy is found guilty,I'd like to meet him and beat him to a bloody pulp.And then beat him some more.And then kick him.Then hit him with a hammer.And shoot him with a nail gun.And burn his nuts with a welding torch.And pull off his finger-nails.And pour battery acid in his ears.And put hot sewing needles in his eyes.And drill holes in his hands with a power drill.And make him listen to old Culture Club cd's.And split his tongue in two with a rusty razor blade.And crush his feet in a vice.And break his knee caps with a baseball bat.And cut him into little pieces.And put the little pieces in little boxes.And put the boxes into an incinerator.And take the ashes and mix them with some hamburger meat and feed them to a dyslexic alligator with syphilus.And then crush the alligator in a junkyard car crusher.And throw whatever's left into an active volcano. May you spend the rest of your life in prison being gang raped by large ugly men with bad breath and unnaturally large penises.I'd also like to meet Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church members at their protest.There is a special place in hell for people like these and I think we should expedite their journey. Whatta stupid s.o.b. he is.Somebody needs to remind him that God hates hypocrites.

Music:

I like both kinds of music, Rock and Roll!!!

Books:

Love to read.I'm a big Stephen King fan. (hate the Dark Tower series is over )John Grisham, too. Just finished The King Of Lies by John Hart and it was great.Dean Koontz.All kinds of fiction. In the middle of Slash,and also have started Sixx's Heroin Diaries.(I'm gonna need detox when I finish those)