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About Me

An excerpt from my forthcoming memoir: Paul turned to me and said, "You play guitar?" and I was like, "Yeah," and he was like, "Cool," and there I was playing on stage with my hero. Sir Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Jude," close enough for me to hug him or punch him, or do what I did, which was dumbly strum along, with President Clinton smiling from the wings. (Of course, that pun was totally intended.) Ten minutes later, my novel was finished, cancer didn't exist anymore, and your favorite hot actress was texting me emoticons. The hand of God had clapped, and I liked it, better than even your mom, whom I loved. Sadly, I knew, the moment was fleeting, and the bitter wind of destiny would blow me on my course, a path beset with hungry wolves and other scary metaphors -- and long and winding run-on sentences, probably ungrammatical. I thought of my youth, and I thought of my sled, and "Rosebed" fell from my lips like a loogie. Being the Greatest Man was a curse...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1) Editors, producers, managers, agents... 2) The founding member of my fan club. 3) Dope emcees who spit hot fire. 4) The Kirsten Dunst character from Elizabethtown.

My Blog

Read this book posthaste!

If you like both books and music, you will absolutely love the new novel "The Song Is You" by Arthur Phillips. This book about the power of music is itself both powerful and musical. I'm only about ha...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Chasing Amy Adams

This song is admittedly ridiculous, as those of you who heard it last night can attest. But that's exactly what I wanted it to be. For my first completed song in almost two years (!), I challenged mys...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:47:00 GMT

Dear Axl

The latest in my series of never-ending essays (which always leave me feeling like I haven't said enough), this is sort of a review of "Chinese Democracy," but more of a review of my relationship to m...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:38:00 GMT

New Song 2! Sarah Says

Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup...Again, I haven't written the music yet, and I'm sure I'll rearrange some of the words and lines, but I'm calling it: I wrote another new song....
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:12:00 GMT

New Song! A Year or More

Inspiration struck! I don't have any music yet, but these lyrics poured out of me. I'm not too sure about the order yet, but that's something I can play around with later. I'm just glad to be writing ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:04:00 GMT

My Favorite 10 Movies of 2008

Who else likes making lists as much as I do?These are the movies that moved me the most, and continue to do so weeks and months later.1. The Wrestler2. Synecdoche, New York3. WALL-E4. The Dark Knight5...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:21:00 GMT

My Favorite 11 Albums of 2008

Hotly anticipated by perhaps two of you, here's my list of the eleven albums I listened to, recommended, argued about, and just plain enjoyed the most this year. As I say every year, they're not neces...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Albums of the Years

All you music fans should do this...I took a break from rearranging my list of the year's top ten albums (my album of the year is revealed below!) to compile another list I keep seeing all over the In...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:46:00 GMT

Worst Song Ever

There's no debating it, my friends. This is the worst song ever. * * *'I Love You': The Worst Song Ever, orVanilla Ice Sells OutThe lounge is filled with VIPs: producers, managers, label execs... DJs,...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Song Sketches: Guns N Roses

This wasn't what I thought it would be. A weird, experimental essay on Guns N' Roses. Read more great writing (?) at www.matthewwebber.net and http://100albums100words.blogspot.com. * * * W...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:08:00 GMT