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Karla

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About Me

my life is perfect even when it's not.

i wear my heart on my sleeve.

i love m&m's.

i have the coolest friends.

i'm pretty sure i'm addicted to pepsi.

my celebrity crush is paul newman.

i most likely want to be your friend.

i live off of water and sunshine.

i love the element of surprise.

i say "love" way too much. but who cares.

if i could be one person, i'd be david bowie.

i care way too much.

if i had a million dollars, i'd spend it on jolly ranchers.

i'm sooooooooo bad. (i love you chelsea hoover!)

speaking of chelsea, we are so badass at hide and seek.

when i grow up i want to be a super hero.

make me laugh and i'm yours.

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My Interests

This guy right here.
In my ipod:

the beastie boys!

I'd like to meet:

people with super human powers. i also want to meet people who wear capes. just because i think capes are super cool. And of course...

conor oberst

Movies:

pretty much all of them

Television:

i watch bad tv man. i am a project runway addict. its okay, i am slowing coming to terms with it. its not as bad as it used to be, i used to watch ALL of the project runways, but now its mainly just house that i watch. i have tried to get help with this problem, but i think this is the one thing that there is no twelve step program for. if you know of one, or would like to start one - please contact me. we could start now if you like - "hi, my name is carla and i am a project runway addict".

Books:

call me gay, but probably catcher in the rye. oh, and requiem for a dream, a clockwork orange, and anything charles dickens

Heroes:

jeremy winn and rusty ryan

My Blog

My Favorite Music: Car Alarms

Here's a sound that I would say about 87% of you hate... That I think is fantastic. I like when it's late at night and uh, I'm in bed, right? And I'm cozy... I'm watching Justice Files. Which is my fa...
Posted by Karla on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

reality television...

has sucked what intelligence i had right out of my head. its gone. i can pretend no longer. i think this is the actual weapon of mass destruction that everyone has been looking for. i have found it in...
Posted by Karla on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:05:00 PST

Cutest old guy ever!

Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah! Go ahead. Make fun. But i'm right and you're wrong. So what you can do is go back to your myspace, and do whatever it is that you were doing, and leave. And don't come back u...
Posted by Karla on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:31:00 PST

joke anyone?

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "do you have any apples?" and the bartender replies, "no". So the next day the duck came back and asked the bartender, "do you have any apples?" and ...
Posted by Karla on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

I LOVE YOU RON BURGUNDY!

I never really understood the whole NASCAR thang... untill now. Yes, indeed. I read this today and felt a sincere love in my heart for motor oil and the smell of burning rubber."Police are expecting a...
Posted by Karla on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST