No! But that's a real nice ski mask! |
I know this is a little arrogant, but in case anyone wants to read it, Ive started a blogger blog blog. This is its internet address. http://stlaurensdayparade.blogspot.com/ Its the blog on the ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:50:00 GMT |
Holy Parking Citation, Batman! pt. 324 |
UKs Parking & Transportation is fucking clown shoes. I have two unpaid citations from November of 2007 for parking at a Sorority House in gone-but-not-forgotten green Camry.Things that are Facts:01)...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:07:00 GMT |
i ain't got no phone |
Someone got a little drunky wunky on Saturday night and lost her cell phone. i'll give you zero guesses as to who it was. MeThere's no telling where it is. It could be in a bar, on the street, in s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:29:00 GMT |
So aloha |
i got a date with a bunch of douche bags and they've ordered the fucking lobster. Today UK is having it's bi-daily "every single douche bag call Lauren and do what you do best, you fucking swine" pro...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:33:00 GMT |
Dear Internet |
Stop me if you've heard this one: "Unfortunately, this morning an effigy of Senator Barack Obama was discovered hanging in a tree on campus." UK President Lee Todd. Kentucky refuses to allow ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:33:00 GMT |
waiter, i ordered the rost beef |
Film: Eyes Without a Face, Funny Games (American), Ratatouille, The Up Series Books: Rules for Radicals, House of Leaves Music: Mix with the following bands: Wipers, The...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT |
facts are true |
taken from cecilia's urban dictionary survey: One of your friends: Lauren aka the sexiest girl alive. typically blonde, with blue eyes, and a killer smile. this girl may appear to be nice, but she ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
It’s a Done Deal |
Today, yours truly bought something. I haven't bought myself a gift in forever and this is something that i can't stand knowing is out there in the world (came out today) and i didn't have it.LE...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:52:00 GMT |
Yeah right. Like anybody would R her. |
Is Michael Cera old enough to crush on yet? I've been on another Arrested Development kick this week I've brought in seasons 1 & 2 to listen to at work. I always somehow forget...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:07:00 GMT |
Your Eyes Have a Little Green in Them |
Week from hell. All I want is... My Own Private Idaho Criterion Collection A bucket of Lego Wii Carnival Games
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
